I know this is lame as fuck, but we can't think of a name, so I thought I'd throw it open to the field... We sound like guitars and stuff, sometimes loud, sometimes quiet, lots of Rock.
I'll point you to a bedroom mp3 soonish...
Any Ideas? The worse the better. Must not exist already.
Don't let me down!
The Sacred, Eternal Band Name Thread That Rules From The Top Of The Forum
The Sacred, Eternal Band Name Thread That Rules From The Top Of The Forum
by Daishi » 04 Aug 2005, 10:49
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by Mantis Geisha » 04 Aug 2005, 11:07
Slave Labia
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by the taxidermist » 04 Aug 2005, 11:33
The Pizza Sluts
''choke ? oh yeah thats that music forum for bands no one listens to''
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by Mantis Geisha » 04 Aug 2005, 11:42
the Butt Fucking Brady Bunch
"Haven't we gone far enough with colored ribbons for different causes? Red for AIDS, blue for child abuse, pink for breast cancer, green for the rain forest. I've got a brown one. You know what it means? 'EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER'"
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by Mantis Geisha » 04 Aug 2005, 11:57
Red Moon licks balls compared to Slave Labia.
Please use Slave Labia as i wasn't allowed to use it for a Geisha song title and i like the idea of it being used for something.
Please use Slave Labia as i wasn't allowed to use it for a Geisha song title and i like the idea of it being used for something.
"Haven't we gone far enough with colored ribbons for different causes? Red for AIDS, blue for child abuse, pink for breast cancer, green for the rain forest. I've got a brown one. You know what it means? 'EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER'"
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by Daishi » 04 Aug 2005, 12:00
Mantis wrote:Please use Slave Labia as i wasn't allowed to use it for a Geisha song title and i like the idea of it being used for something.
Cor that Tone's such a Prima Donna, in't he?
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by Mantis Geisha » 04 Aug 2005, 12:07
Catblanket wrote:and he's into chicken love, you ask him
Sweet zombie jesus ! don't bring that up again. i'm still in the shit for even mentioning that !
"Haven't we gone far enough with colored ribbons for different causes? Red for AIDS, blue for child abuse, pink for breast cancer, green for the rain forest. I've got a brown one. You know what it means? 'EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER'"
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by The Rach III » 04 Aug 2005, 12:08
Shoes Worn On Feet
Danni Minowgg
BUNDLE
Angry Horse
Nitpicker MC
Cheap Meat
Stoppit And Tidyup
H.P. Lovecraft's "IV Shreddings And A Numeral"
Concessionary Bus Fare
Bandoid
CLARKEY BOY
We're At Your House
Dinsdale
Gash, Dash, Pie & Masch
Heckler
Wing It
TarantulAR
Get Your Own Fucking Broadsword
Krankenhaus
Wokface
Stops
Wormwood
Autobishop
And Do Not Name The Thing You Love
Laf Murgannin
Roast Potato Mistaken For Glass Eye
Bend
The Shame Of It All
Danni Minowgg
BUNDLE
Angry Horse
Nitpicker MC
Cheap Meat
Stoppit And Tidyup
H.P. Lovecraft's "IV Shreddings And A Numeral"
Concessionary Bus Fare
Bandoid
CLARKEY BOY
We're At Your House
Dinsdale
Gash, Dash, Pie & Masch
Heckler
Wing It
TarantulAR
Get Your Own Fucking Broadsword
Krankenhaus
Wokface
Stops
Wormwood
Autobishop
And Do Not Name The Thing You Love
Laf Murgannin
Roast Potato Mistaken For Glass Eye
Bend
The Shame Of It All
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by Catblanket » 04 Aug 2005, 12:13
Fripptron-ambient-mecha-sportsfister-o-tron-distortobeatdrone-chickengrinder
BAWK BAWK !!
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by dimey » 04 Aug 2005, 12:25
something involving a moose
rats and robots...
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by Derek Ultraskull » 04 Aug 2005, 12:31
Sir;
may I draw your attention to my New Wave Band Name Service:
http://gravenhurst.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_gravenhurst_archive.html
The New Wave of Shut the Fuck Up
Are you in a New Wave Band? Angular riffs? Skinny ties? Attitude? A nod to the past with a wry eye on the future? Into Gang of Four?
You need a New Wave Band Name.
For only £65 we can provide you wth a cutting edge band name that hits home and gets you noticed FAST.
Here is a list of exactly the kind of names that A+R men are looking for.
These names have been registered with the Band Name Directory, but can be purchased from us for only £65! And what's more, major label A+R have ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED of these band names and ARE JUST DYING TO HEAR YOUR BAND. THESE ARE 100% CERTIFIED BUZZ BAND NAMES.
Just choose from the list below and email us now! Don't delay! Your chance to be a BUZZ BAND is only moments away!
Heat Wave Monroe
The Flick Knives
Turkey Shoot
The Thirst
The Buzz
The Now
The Trophy Wives
The Sunset Strips
The Nylon Gems
The Satin Razors
The Tellers
The Cliffnotes
The Pocket Knives
The Bone Sharks
The New Waveforms
The Glaives
The Agents
5 Card Studs
The Pocket Rockets
The Speed Kings
may I draw your attention to my New Wave Band Name Service:
http://gravenhurst.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_gravenhurst_archive.html
The New Wave of Shut the Fuck Up
Are you in a New Wave Band? Angular riffs? Skinny ties? Attitude? A nod to the past with a wry eye on the future? Into Gang of Four?
You need a New Wave Band Name.
For only £65 we can provide you wth a cutting edge band name that hits home and gets you noticed FAST.
Here is a list of exactly the kind of names that A+R men are looking for.
These names have been registered with the Band Name Directory, but can be purchased from us for only £65! And what's more, major label A+R have ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED of these band names and ARE JUST DYING TO HEAR YOUR BAND. THESE ARE 100% CERTIFIED BUZZ BAND NAMES.
Just choose from the list below and email us now! Don't delay! Your chance to be a BUZZ BAND is only moments away!
Heat Wave Monroe
The Flick Knives
Turkey Shoot
The Thirst
The Buzz
The Now
The Trophy Wives
The Sunset Strips
The Nylon Gems
The Satin Razors
The Tellers
The Cliffnotes
The Pocket Knives
The Bone Sharks
The New Waveforms
The Glaives
The Agents
5 Card Studs
The Pocket Rockets
The Speed Kings
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by Steve Shovelhands » 04 Aug 2005, 12:31
remember this??
I know I may be letting myself in for sharp witty retorts here but here goes...
Just got me band sorted to go out and perform properly (should be gigging early in the new year) and we have stumbled across the age old problem of finding a name. Any idea? Credit will be given where it's due. (athough quite what I mean by that I don't know, it sounded good though!)
Look forward to hearing your replies.
Its a tricky one aint it good luck finding one, I'll keep my ears open for you.
flee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Solomon Thirst
Wogan Wheel
madnomad
Piss-Christ
Solomon Thirst
Cat In Labour
Milo Junior
Panzer Stanza
Milo Junior
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule ... (for the Albini afficionados)
Solomon Thirst
Life In Limbo
Solomon Thirst
Lengthy Spencer
Obi Wan Kenobi
gut-rot
nose candy
the pie smashers
The masters of Moo
Mind over Madras
The Dilberts
Stinky feet
The band with no name
The Band
Muscians doing stuff but without a name
Death by paperclips
blurb
crack-heads
Namerif Mas (Fireman Sam backwards)
Spunkbubble
Yellow-green lamp-post
Screen (oh-no that's been done)
vikki
Fartknocker
Lisa
If I could ever be bothered to actually practice long enough on my guitar, instead of moaning about how I can't play, and had a band, I always said I would call it "Panic" oh, and that the first album would be called "Equalibrium". So that's my 2p worth!
Luv me xx
indica
I got a good name
Decaying bones in a sea of never-ending shit
What dya think?
seriously though, how about...
Samsara
Lingus
Pileon
????
Bleech
I've just shagged my best friends dog! (I havent really, it's just a name for a band!)
There's a band generator page on the web somewhere which is quite amusing, I'll try to find it for you.
Got one, try :- :// .thejam.com/interactive/world_generator.html
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 14-11-2000).]
Phil Cooper
Cheers guys, some of these are really quite good. I'll let you know if any of them come to anything.
Milo Junior
Monks on BMX's (Dirty Habits)
Hot Dog (What Hot Dog?)
Solomon Thirst
Wall Planner
Solomon Thirst
H8TME
Solomon Thirst
Dad Spread
Solomon Thirst
Mummy Did, Daddy didn't
Cooper
Pigswill - CowsWont !!
Bleech
Originally by Cooper:
Pigswill - CowsWont !!
Cows do, but they need a little persuasion!!
What about "Pissed drenched Soundies"???
Solomon Thirst
Frogbitch
Solomon Thirst
Spazztrust
Solomon Thirst
Burly Whitewash and the Yam Yams
madnomad
Shatner's Bassoon
Bleech
The window lickers
piggy
the ass lickers
or maybe you could try
some blokes playing guitars
or
whats my name
or
piggy poo
or
smell my arse
he he he
Bleech
Piggy you're a genius!!
madnomad
Elvisceral
madnomad
Frankly, My Dear
piggy
cheers bleech
piggy
cheers bleech
madnomad
Saxon
madnomad
Jazzflesh
piggy
whoops sorry my pc was overloaded by phantom pig kickers!!
help
i neeeeed hhhhheeeeeeelllllppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madnomad
Hormone Hesse
madnomad
Random Name Generator
Bleech
The Beatles?
madnomad
Portillo On Crack
madnomad
Dunk Bizkit
Solomon Thirst
LETS MAKE THIS BRILLIANT AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING TOPIC LONGER THAN THE ******* MIRIMA ONE!!!
Starting with...
Solomon Thirst
Piano Dentist
Solomon Thirst
Wobbly Matter
Solomon Thirst
Toad quack
Solomon Thirst
8 inch Woodpecker
Solomon Thirst
Phil Cooper and the Great Topic Starter
Solomon Thirst
Dead Manager
Solomon Thirst
Lifelong Hardon
Solomon Thirst
Submit Reply
Solomon Thirst
Clear Fields
Solomon Thirst
Limp Wristkit
Milo Junior
Potato Demon
Milo Junior
Lolly Gagger
Milo Junior
The Signal
Milo Junior
Ponchos on Gonzos
Solomon Thirst
Special Kid
Solomon Thirst
Ivory Springer
Solomon Thirst
Any Ideas (page 114)
Solomon Thirst
Credit Jew
Solomon Thirst
Panza Fantastic
Solomon Thirst
One Swallow
Milo Junior
Numb Nuts
Milo Junior
Surf Safari
Milo Junior
Shards of Sharks
Milo Junior
Thrombosis Morosis
willie the disc
Captain Jap's Eye
Solomon Thirst
Uncle Pansy and the Feeble Wizards
Solomon Thirst
Uncle Pansy and the Feeble Wizards
willie the disc
The Doomlords
willie the disc
S Club Megma
Bleech
MIRIMA - views?.......& reviews..
willie the disc
Gout
Phil Cooper
"Keep going guys, we'll get over 100 replys yet." perhaps a bit long for a band name but what the hell.
Woo Hoo
Milo Junior
Turf Bandits
Milo Junior
Chunky Punk
Milo Junior
Big Joan
Milo Junior
Stalingrad
Milo Junior
Christ on a Crutch
Milo Junior
Creasote Creole
Cooper
The Turkey-Necks!
Cooper
The Pigeon-fisters !
willie the disc
The Eastville Eagles (covers band)
Solomon Thirst
Here are some names that we, The Signal, used over the years. Some are silly, some are pretentiously serious:
Scalp
Pigeon
Liquid Tim
Veto
Crusty Minge Pie (not really)
Solomon Thirst
SUREFIRE SHOEHIRE
Solomon Thirst
Porcelain Dwarf-mittens
Bleech
The Spaniels ears
Bleech
South
Bleech
Furry cup
Bleech
Why not just call them "Bleech", sounds good to me!
Bleech
Mr Punchy. AKA Alex!!!
madnomad
Mamnodad
madnomad
Leopard Rapers
madnomad
Colgate
(apologies to Signal)
Solomon Thirst
There's already a band called Bleach, Bleech. But I'm told that Wrestle My Gymsock is still available.
madnomad
Moses' Basket
Solomon Thirst
Mentalnotmental.
Apologies to Madnomad
Solomon Thirst
Miniscule Margaret
Sorry Big Joan
Solomon Thirst
Miniscule Margaret
Sorry Big Joan
madnomad
Come On, One More.
Solomon Thirst
Massive Matthew
(Sorry Big Joan)
madnomad
Monkey Flange
Bleech
Boyz-life?
madnomad
Snipcock & Ganglion
Milo Junior
Fellatio Nelson
madnomad
Slapper
madnomad
Marmite Fatwah
Bleech
Piss
Phil Cooper
Not much more to go before this becomes the biggest topic so far I think.
Bleech
Originally by Solomon Thirst:
There's already a band called Bleach, Bleech. But I'm told that Wrestle My Gymsock is still available.
Yeah but is there a band called "Bleech" another group of people who cant spell?
Santas claws?
Solomon Thirst
Stand By Your Monkey
snoo gliffer
I also have a side band (hardcore punk). We practice occasionally and get battered on rough cidre. We're called 'Fruit of the Doom'. I'd just like to say that you can't use that name. We've nearly got a full clothing line finished.
Phil Cooper
won't be using that name then will I?
d'oh, and there was I thinking "how about fruit of the doom"
how about:
-suit of the groom
or
-ute of the croon
Cooper
How about
Sperm-drinking-Gas-men ??
Bleech
10 more to go to beat the ass lickers!!
Milo Junior
Monkey Tennis
Milo Junior
MadnoMonkey
Phil Cooper
notmadmad
snoo gliffer
Traffic Warden B#stard. Hey Milo you seem to be in to your punk a bit too.
Fu Man CHUgazi?
Bleech
Gazzie and the pipe blowers!
Solomon Thirst
Miriam- hey, do you like what I did there. Alex, Davie and all the other Mirima arse lickers!!!
Kikas- another clever anagram there of a local band, Kiska, who indeed DO kick-ass, AND ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AT THE LOUIE!
Gravy Nurse- that one's meant to bear a passing resemblance to Gravenhurst. Another band you Miriam fans should try. Not because they are anything like Miriam (they're not) but just because it might help you to change the pissing record.
The Pendulum Swings- Phil, you definitely can't have that one, that's my side project- nothing like The Signal- more pop, more vocals, more rock n roll cliches.
You are more than welcome to any of my other suggestions, like this one- Suicidal Mandrill, or perhaps Lipsalve Graffiti.
Or maybe Pompous Porpoise,
Cooper
Gas-man and the Ring Fiddlers !
snoo gliffer
Billy And The Bum C#nts.
Phil Cooper
Only 3 more I think. I buggering off home in 5 minutes but I look forward to reading this topic tomorrow, or maybe this evening.
Nice one peeps.
adios
Bleech
Hurray did it lads, nice one
Unfortunately Cooper has written to their post to make it even bigger, who's side are you on Cooper?
Bleech
Is posting twice cheating?
madnomad
Refugeesus
Phil Cooper
'course not. Now I'm really going home, see ya.
uuh, screw you guy I'm going home?
perhaps not
eggster
I wish to submit: The Chineapple Punks
snoo gliffer
Melvin Presley
Derek and the Dominatrix
Bunchac#nts
Patrick Moores 3rd eye
The Dando Death Squad
Kill The Queen
Kill The Queen Mum
Kill Prince Charlie
Kill That other bitch who looks like a horse
ahhhhh kill, kill, kill...
Milo Junior
I declare spoonerisms are illegal
Milo Junior
Islamic Jehu
Solomon Thirst
Soonerpisms
Milo Junior
Columbian Necktie
flee wee
Locals name for Glastonbury goer's
HEDGE MONKEYS
I have registrated it on bandreg willing to sell for
£1000000 O.N.O
Milo Junior
Lacerated Teen **** (
Milo Junior
The Pirahna Banana
Milo Junior
The Clergy Mincer
Milo Junior
Token Gesture.
Milo Junior
Cum Vampire
Solomon Thirst
Last Word
willie the disc
The Sloths
Samson
Originally by Bleech:
Hurray did it lads, nice one
Unfortunately Cooper has written to their post to make it even bigger, who's side are you on Cooper?
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
flee wee
what about;-
1, FAECES ( not faces )
2, Anal gland
3, The Seaman stains
4, A2
5, 6ix
6, soggy tissue
7, Tooth decay
8, Piles
9, post madras
10, Lager boyz
willie the disc
The Atrocity Exhibition
willie the disc
My Fat Cock
willie the disc
Wogan's Wake
willie the disc
Lambs in Leicester
willie the disc
Lambs in Leicester
willie the disc
The Ghosts in The Machine
willie the disc
Mum's Private Language
willie the disc
Charlie and The Chick Peas
willie the disc
Fast and Bulbous
Cooper
Originally by eggster:
I wish to submit: The Chineapple Punks
Probably one of the best yet !!!
Solomon Thirst
If you don't like it Samson, ignore it. All we're trying to do is help old Phil with his name picking. Have you any suggestions of your own?
Solomon Thirst
Badger's Funeral
Blue Veined Vandal
Cheated By Science
Rarch
Laundry Target
Rarch
Irish Linen
Rarch
Sonia's Contractions
Bored Rubber
Porn Lennon
Shed Eight (or Six)
Bleech
My Mum Invented fruit
Bleech
The Poisness Monkies
Bleech
The Uphill Garden Party
Bleech
Smash my pie
Bleech
Bum Gravy
Bleech
Cabbage garden
Oops that's been done before! Oh no that's Savage garden
Bleech
The warriers of Gengis Kahn
Bleech
Mouse Filth
Solomon Thirst
The Celebrators Of Random
Solomon Thirst
Two Headed Sex Beast
Sex With Squids
Multiple Wrist Breakage
Courting Cows
Gash Menu
Now Wash Your Hands
Infopop
Disabled Toilet
madnomad
Dwarf Shortage
madnomad
Gandhi's Flip-Flop
madnomad
Ebola Foetus Crisis
madnomad
Darth Spunk
madnomad
The Grateful Bed
madnomad
Cheddarmunch
madnomad
Administered Epidural
madnomad
Nipple Clamp Euphoria
madnomad
Twinky Divot
madnomad
The Unforgiving Headmistresses
madnomad
Beast Love
madnomad
The Gnat's Chuff
madnomad
Spermcount
madnomad
The Impotent Popes
madnomad
Sympathetic Nonce
madnomad
Tampon Cramp
madnomad
Radiant Diana
madnomad
Bishop Wind
madnomad
Kitten Coma
madnomad
Kitten Korma
madnomad
The Proud s
madnomad
Arrogant Vulva
madnomad
God's Evil Plan
Rarch
Ladyboyzone
Solomon Thirst
Universal Horse
Phil Cooper
Bleech...did your mum really invent fruit or was that the name of a band?
Solomon Thirst
To annoy the Mirima brown nosers I am gonna be truly infantile now just to get these boys over the two hundred mark. I'd also like to say to the believers, be proud of yourselves and what you've achieved here. We done it lads. Right, now, where was I...
Solomon Thirst
Small Cock
Solomon Thirst
Big Cock
Solomon Thirst
Big Cock
Solomon Thirst
Whooah just hit 6 pages!
Wide Cock
indica
Spastic Mentalists
Solomon Thirst
Shrivelled, Useless Cock
indica
Digimong
Solomon Thirst
Mel Everett's Spunky Back Pack
Bleech
Originally by Phil Cooper:
Bleech...did your mum really invent fruit or was that the name of a band?
She really did Phil, or at least that's what she's always led me to beleive! She also told me that when Icecream vans play their tunes, it means the icecream has ran out
Solomon Thirst
That's such a sad story. I'm choked...
Phil Cooper
They always play the music just outside my house, it makes me cry every time
Cooper
The Kamikaze Pig-****ers!
Cooper
Internal Ostrich
Cooper
Disco Shafters
Cooper
Lizard Milk
Cooper
Kerry's Bangers !!
Cooper
THE ****ING *******S!!!!!!
Cooper
Tagnut
vikki
Frank & Nestas nipple clamps
Cooper
Lady Sperm
Cooper
Sweet Meat
snoo gliffer
Mud Snake
snoo gliffer
The Brown Tails.
snoo gliffer
Chocolate Pendulum
Solomon Thirst
Hey that's a bit similar to my other band! Hands off my swinging pendulum1
snoo gliffer
Sorry, er... Marmite metronome.
Bleech
Gnome Warriers
Bleech
The One Eyed Custard Chuckers
Bleech
Smegma
Bleech
Birth Canal
Bleech
The Photo-Darleks
Solomon Thirst
London's Many Whore Dogs
Solomon Thirst
More Feeble Grandad
Solomon Thirst
Cripple Effect
Bleech
Flid Car Blue
vikki
Charlies Bagels.
Hey. To go with the new band name is the group going to take on stage names as well?
The 'porn name' gag is always good for a showbiz alias; (name of first pet and mothers maiden name.)
Kwalitteee Kuuntroll
99 Dead Babboons
The Speed Of Cattle
Attic Attack
Two Tonne Turd
Anal Pastry
Hogbitch
The Voice Is Telling Me To Kill Them
Lifeless and Happy
Special Vagina
Kreddit Kuuntroll
Shiny Happy Corpses
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
The Bloody Nappies
Mr Cowtwat and his Pointless Gift
Lazy Dead Person
The Wheelchairs
Captain Period
Bushgore
Christ The Wizard
Hectagony
Pissed Surgeon
Excellent Failure
Cat Kit
Rape A Llama
Spandex Ballet
Rapid Erection Maker
Goodnightxxx
the original KK.
Lisa
Excllent Failure - I like that!
But I think the pick of the bunch has to be Mel Everett's Spunky Back Pack, hahahaha, classic.
Luv me xx
Solomon Thirst
Welcome back K K. That was kwalitee.
Cooper
Burst Dunky
indica
pert nips
indica
cancer man
Milo Junior
Originally by Samson:
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
And there we have it... Do we need to shout this? I think so.... GET.... A..... FUKING SENSE....... OF........ HUMOUR
Solomon Thirst
Yeehaah, go get em Junior- you know, you remind me of your father, that undying spirit in the face of adversity. The force is strong with you...
madnomad
Ponce Motto
madnomad
Brain A
madnomad
Rimmer
Bleech
Femidom
Bleech
The b*stard children of a thousand maniacs
Bleech
Wendy Nosefellows Mystical Orbs
Bleech
Marners soggy tissues!
flee wee
YEAH
Bleech
The Cunning Stunts!
Bleech
Fleebags battered mail bike
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Cooper
Pocket Pilchard
Cooper
Essence of Man
Cooper
Silky Pigskin
Cooper
Squeaking Membrane
Cooper
Trouser Sick
Cooper
Originally by Milo Junior:
Right with you Milo......OY SAMSON !! **** off you miserable little prick !
Squid Fist
madnomad
Wazbasm
Solomon Thirst
Cockwish
Bleech
I dream of jizum
Bleech
What's the difference between a duck!
Bleech
3 of her breasts are both the same
Bleech
Booby juice
Bleech
Oi Copper, give me back my mouse!
Bleech
Brown Star
Bleech
Anal leakage
Bleech
Horse Slasher
Solomon Thirst
Phil's the Topic Starter, twisted Topic Starter
Solomon Thirst
Left At The Bride
Bleech
Asleep on the damp patch
Bleech
Egg fried Mice
Milo Junior
Wrinkled Flaccid Labia
Milo Junior
Electric Cornflakes
Milo Junior
Drunk and Pissed Up on Booze
Milo Junior
Kalatalie Sisters
Bleech
Mystic Smegg
Milo Junior
Because they were Squirrels! Real Squirrels! And there were thousands!
Milo Junior
Benito Cereno
Milo Junior
The Gush
Bleech
Norfolk'n Chance
Milo Junior
Marmoset Blitzkrieg
Milo Junior
Because you are English Types-ah
Milo Junior
Hamster Hiroshima
Bleech
The rage of the worm
Solomon Thirst
This isn't some kind of metaphor! Godammit this REAL!!!
We Execute Wasps
But We Don't Execute Dogs
More Band names...
Sperm Ribbon
Welsh Mouse
Mena Suvari's Small Chest
Mena Suvari's Great Anyway
Maggot Candle
Sellotape Hell
Pancake Paul and his Turbulent Foreskin
Bleech
Fact: It is legal to kill and eat a dog if it bites you.
Solomon Thirst
FACT 2: My boss was a paperboy when he was younger, and was attacked by an Alsatian. He kicked it in the nads and beat and kicked the ****er til it died.
True story.
Milo Junior
Don stepped outside
Solomon Thirst
It felt good to be alone
Solomon Thirst
By the way you all missed a wonderful Kiska gig t'other day. Hold out your wrists...
(slap!) Milo cries...
(slap!) Bleech yelps...
(slap!) Cooper sniffles....
(slap!) Marner wails....
And as for you Miss Nosefellow.....
(cue hard shagging noises followed by hard punches)
Bleech
Dog fact No 3:
True Story
About 3 months ago a mate of mine was sat in his front room when he heard loads of shouting and yelping coming from next door. This went on for about 2 hours, so he rang the police. The police came round and arrested 2 people from the house. Apparently the Dad was sh*gging the dog and his son was holding the dogs head.
It all went to trial last week and the boy got 5 years in prison just for holding the dogs head!
Solomon Thirst
Great story! But why was your shagging censored and mine wasn't? Is it ICT regulaiton to allow shagging of a man disguised as a lady, but not bestiality?
Just wondering...
Solomon Thirst
Let's test it: I sh*g dogs.
Blimey! Look at that!!!
Solomon Thirst
I shag ladies disguised as men.
Uh??!?! Disco, what you doing? You condoning this behaviour?
Bleech
That was me just being careful, a manual '*' put in so as not to offend Mr Disco! That way no-one will get upset if I say sh*gging as opposed to shagging!
I cant beleive the boy got 5 years just for holding the head!
Milo Junior
Sorry Sol had flu last couple of days... missed Pull the Strings last night too... I have a question to ask you... email me... oooh the suspense...
Solomon Thirst
I shag dogs disguised as men.
Ha ! Gotcha!!!
Solomon Thirst
Was the head attached to the body though?
Milo Junior
Lies as wide as a bad Canadian tie.
Bleech
Yeah he was just holding the dogs head and got 5 years in jail, where as his dad was doing the buisness!
Ps. I've shagged ladies disguised as dogs!
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Solomon Thirst
Milo what's your email address? This could be the start of a wonderful romance...
Milo Junior
Click the email icon/ check my profile you buffoon...
Milo Junior
Saskatchewan Giblet
Milo Junior
Gladiatorial Hamster Cage
Milo Junior
My Monkey and other animals.
Milo Junior
Ferrets of Fury
Milo Junior
Godspeed you Black Emperor Penguins
Milo Junior
The Internal Combustion Penguin
Milo Junior
Cheeses Christ! Jesus Cress!
Bleech
Cheeses of Nazarath
Solomon Thirst
Milo On A Lilo Listening To Godhead Silo
Phil Cooper
Didn't John Lennon say The Beatles were better than Cheeses? I believe there was a mass burning of all Beatles records/memorabilia in Cheddar and Twice as much in Gloucester.
To sensor the word shag use the @ button.
e.g. I sh@g dogs disguised as a gerbil.
Bleech
Hey Phil, did you read my story about the next door neighbour and the dog? I cant beleive the boy got 5 years just for holding the dogs head!
Milo Junior
CVNT
Solomon Thirst
Come on Bleech, let it go! The boy was a head holder, that's sick. I bet you're writing out your protest banner as I write this- FREE THE HEAD HOLDING KID! DADDY DID, SONNY DIDN'T!!!
Bleech
It's called "When a good joke goes bad"! You're supposed to say "Blimey what did the Dad get then"??
COME ON HELP ME OUT, I'M DYING ON STAGE HERE!!!
Bleech
Originally by Milo Junior:
CVNT
Bit harsh, Prick!
Phil Cooper
blimey, what did the dad get then.
Que least eagerly awaited punchline ever.
Bleech
The pick of the litter (Thanks Phil)
Bleech hangs his head in shame as he dies in public after his joke stretched out for too long.
I need a more intelligent audience.
Milo Junior
Originally by Bleech:
Bit harsh, Prick!
That wasn't aimed at you there Bleech... just testing the censor.
Cooper
CRUNT !!Fanny with an R !
Bleech
Ooops! Thats ok them Milo! Try Ctrl Alt and U, "ú" that may work, but Disco removed my post yesterday, mind you I was calling him a c*nt at the time
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Phil Cooper
Kúndt perhaps?
Milo Junior
I think I'll stick with CVNT it has a nice Roman look.
Phil Cooper
faireenuff. just thought with the German Kuntz and all it might work. I like your style though.
PRIX - Nah maybe not.
Any other idea for Roman numerals expletives?
Bleech
Cúnt!!! THERE! (I'll give this one 2 minutes!)
Milo Junior
Nice
Milo Junior
Fvcking Cvnt
Cooper
Funking Barrstud!
Cooper
Chalie and the Cvnt lickers
snoo gliffer
Before sliced bread.
Are we still doing band names? I thought the dog one was a bit long.
Cooper
The Screaming Focking Coonts!
Cooper
Chicken Phlegm
Cooper
Piss Flaps
snoo gliffer
Donkey Shlong.
Bleech
The piss drinking bats
Solomon Thirst
Blind Guide Dog
Solomon Thirst
Call me sad but I'm looking forward to seeing what happens to the list of page numbers when we exceed about fifteen- will the number one disappear?
Again, feel free to call me a sad fvcker.
Phil Cooper
you're a sad Fúkkeiur.
Milo Junior
Back to the top
flee wee
Fanny
Milo Junior
Key Witness
Milo Junior
We seem to be losing momentum here.... c'mon people...
Solomon Thirst
Eater Outer
Passive Lion
Sooty the Slut
Mandrill Motors
Let me hose You Down
Conical Task
Catherine Will
Arsebacon Fiddlescollops
snoo gliffer
Chariots of dire
Southwestlife
The Arse Monkeys
Cadja Goo Goo
Milo Junior
Systematic Chitlings
Milo Junior
Captain Cardigan and the Rogue Brogues
Milo Junior
Trouble over Bridgewater
Solomon Thirst
In Bedminster With Madonna
madnomad
Russell Dust
madnomad
Missionary Juxtaposition
madnomad
Arse Candle
madnomad
The Lame Ponies
madnomad
Trembling Pygmy Jesuits
madnomad
Security Blanket
madnomad
Edmonds On The Rampage
madnomad
Gun Of Sod
madnomad
Farmyard Fantasy
madnomad
Bitch Midget
madnomad
DJ Herbal Gandalf feat. MC Pudenda
madnomad
Gossamer Siddhartha
madnomad
Doncaster Market
madnomad
Britney Felch
madnomad
fIREHORSE
Solomon Thirst
Madnomad you are an inspired man with excellent references- have you read Siddhartha or is this a random chance happening?
Solomon Thirst
George Orville's Placenta Maze
Bleech
Bungle
Bleech
The Flannel Sluts
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Bleech
Weevle Love
Solomon Thirst
Pregnant Lucozade
Specific Pacific
Fight My Liar
Whack My Bonobo
Bleech
Would you like flies with that?
Bleech
Smell the glove
Bleech
The Return of Eddie Munster
snoo gliffer
ten ton tadpole
snoo gliffer
lead medicine
thingummy
oedipus complex
Mermaids Purse (That suckers in the dictionary 'The horny egg case of a shark')
Ramrod rocketeer
Spastic monk
late night filth
Burgervan
Toxic tulip
Bleech
Jason's Donner Van
Bleech
Ethals Little Willy
Milo Junior
To Fastnet in Fishnets.
Milo Junior
Quoyle
Milo Junior
Drake. We are leaving.
Milo Junior
Goucho Methods
Milo Junior
Voodoo Chutney
Milo Junior
Laughing Leonard Brezhnev and the SMERSH good time girls.
Milo Junior
Dial M for Marmite.
Milo Junior
Nefarious Plumbing
Bleech
The crazy crazy pink dwarf machine
Cooper
Cock DJ
Cooper
Growl at the Badger
Cooper
Sausage Warriors
Cooper
The Kojak Stranglers
Cooper
Intestinal Strife
Cooper
Muff Buffers
Bleech
horses collar :- Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions, as in “She’s got a fanny like a horse’s collar” (as opposed to a mouse’s ear)
Bleech
knob chopper :- Precariously balanced lavatory seat which falls down while you’re having a piss and therefore must be held up manually
Bleech
Love bumps
Bleech
chocolate chimney sweep
Bleech
cock snot
Bleech
pant moustache
Bleech
Pavement Pizza
Bleech
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
Bleech
Purple Headed Womb Broom
Davie
punkarama
Bleech
Manfat
Bleech
Minge Mat (Velcro triangle!)
Bleech
Morning Wood
Bleech
Cock Jockey
Milo Junior
I OFFICIALLY BAN ALL QUOTES FROM THE PROFANISAURUS
Bleech
Boooooooo!!!!!!!!
Milo Junior
As the arbiter of taste I hereby declare that the current leader is Madnomad's inspired Marmite Fatwa
Bleech
NOWAY, Solomans "Universal Horse".
madnomad
Wall Planner does it for me. Top Sol.
Solomon Thirst
Why thankyou, I try my best.
Roast Pock
Solomon Thirst
Braille Dyslexia
willie the disc
Let's have some more...
Choke The Server
Menstrual Wind
Petit Mal
Chilled Monkey Brains
Milo Junior
Aim Keys
willie the disc
The Vanessa Feltz Diarrhoea Blowback
Solomon Thirst
Typhoon Fairysex
snoo gliffer
Mumbo Jumbos' Jumbo Mumbo
Tonka Stonka
Busby's musical telephone
Wet wet wet wet
Letterbox lover.
wendy nosefellow
Face dust.
wendy nosefellow
Matrimonal spam funnel.
wendy nosefellow
Brucie's bogus.
indica
teletext page 666
saving ryans privates
wendy nosefellow
Risky Gibbon
Shoemash
Too Many Cocks Spoil The Breath
Spacky Matthew
Rentgay
Turban Surgeon
Toilet Boy
Front Inch
Killy Bristol
Ponno
Mole Rate
Help Me I'm Winning
1+2=FLU
Lost Thyroid
Elbow Purse
Tossov Medikki and Mekkame Cumcum
Tough Puffin
Twenty Pain
Fez
Leslie Boost
The Mighty Mighty Tossbones
That one was rubbish. Sorry.
The Disabled Smilies
Tepid Widow
This list was compiled by Solomon Thirst and Wendy Nosefellow.
One more...
Stuffy Muffin
snoo gliffer
Catch22. No forget it, it's sh1te.
Bleech
And it's the name of a Chip Shop in Dagenham!!
Phil Cooper
A Chip Shop, oh no I must change the name immediately, I don't care about multi selling books or other bands but a chip shop, My life is ruined.
Bleech
Umm, sorry bout this Phil, but apparently it's also the name of a gay club in London! Official answer from a gay man who lives in London! (Not me by the way)
Cooper
Come on Bleech, this is your perfect time to Come Out mate!!
Be free !! Let your hair down and march on the streets of Brighton mate! Be proud of what you are!!
Sorry....
Solomon Thirst
Yeah- didn't you say you frequented the Queens Shilling?
Bleech
No mate, too many gays!
Bleech
No mate, too many gays!
Cooper
Originally by Bleech:
Umm, sorry bout this Phil, but apparently it's also the name of a gay club in London! Official answer from a gay man who lives in London! (Not me by the way)
Its OK Bleech, I know you're living in Bristol, no need to explain. Its just weekends you "go down" isn't it ??
Milo Junior
By Proxy
Space Cadet
Swamp Donkeys
Scuzz Monkeys
Yougart Slinger.
Space Cadet
Swamp Donkeys
Scuzz Monkeys
Yougart Slinger
Solomon Thirst
Mental Septum
Space Cadet
Tosser
tragic grandad
Toilet Summer
Milo Junior
Gusset Church
Milo Junior
Sectoid Corpse
Milo Junior
Eschatological Gibbon
snoo gliffer
Rag weak.
Milo Junior
Silicon Chips
snoo gliffer
Rocket to the Red planet.
Milo Junior
And you will know us by the trail of bread...........
Milo Junior
Chutney Messiah
snoo gliffer
Thats quite uncanny. I was just about to write "And they will know us by the trail of bloody jam rags".
Am I Milo too?
Milo Junior
Barbados on Toast
snoo gliffer
Lacerated Scrotum. (Did we do that?)
Milo Junior
Unfortunately not Sloo.... wit wins over purility any day.
Cluster Mom
Milo Junior
SMERSH
willie the disc
Originally by Milo Junior:
SMERSH
Yay! SMERSH I like.
willie the disc
Hard Hat Area
willie the disc
Circle of Pam
Milo Junior
Crater Maker
Milo Junior
Marshmallow Shrapnel
Milo Junior
Caution Horses
Milo Junior
Hidden Dips
Milo Junior
Wide Load
Milo Junior
Cellular Nun
Milo Junior
Truss Fund
willie the disc
The Whores of Perception
Milo Junior
Turkey, Shoot.
Milo Junior
Fish in a barrel
snoo gliffer
Back To The Top
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Tantrum sex
Pornographic Donkey
Juffy Tunksten
Like me I'm Lanky
Sunken Ice
Totty Forker
Mattress Pack
Placid Fatty
Empty Your Guts On My Face
Ethnic Miner
Whore News
Milo Junior
Old Jan... stop being lazy like your ancestor and put the posts up separately
madnomad
Pocket Shepherd
snoo gliffer
Orificer Brown & the C\/ntstubbles
Milo Junior
Mind Rubbers
Milo Junior
Charlotte Sweb
Milo Junior
Ghost Cats of Milan
Milo Junior
Portillo's face felt like guts
Milo Junior
Turgid Maria
Milo Junior
Thunder Bin
Milo Junior
Chuff Nuts (Fvck me I'm bored)
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Spanner Attack
Lazy Poster
Stuffy Graph
Shrimpbait
Passive Spastic
Renta****
Killer Retriever
Milosovic Crawls
Venting Kidney
Brainmash
Portuguese Bloodbath
Hanging Horse
Tossy Mushrooms
Tristans Best friend
Pack of Gits
Closet Cabinet Maker
Sentinel Brownfarts
Mr Nuffing
Spaniels Day Out
Foster Chilled
Leave It Barry
Pogo Nits
Useless Warchild
Kicking Hamsters
Delete My Afterbirth
Nothing Much going On Here
Frying Pan Hat
Eat Shit Daddy
Graham's Golden
Witches Orgy
Dead Man's Stiffy
You Like My Dildo
Manners of a Goose
Portrait Of A Fart
Nuzzle the Cock Bitch
Drown in My White Love Release
Massive Giraffes
Plenty Pain and the Saggy Puffins
Ear-marked for a Road Accident
Chosen Million
Hossy Mangradeph= Pancreas Deficiency
Arse Stew
Seminal Cock Flank
flee wee
So.....Your a little short of ideas then janeffi!
flee wee
Septic cut
Milo Junior
Flange Muffin
snoo gliffer
I'd just like to let you all know that I have registered ALL of these names under myself and have set up a website selling them off at very resonable expensive prices. www.fishyfannykipperkunt.com
Milo Junior
Ah, what sledge hammer subtlety. Who said wit was dead.
willie the disc
It was me actually Milo. Wit is dead. As is wisdom, decency, taste and romance.
Bring back the birch!!!
Milo Junior
Caustic Bee-Sting
Milo Junior
Brain in a Jar
Milo Junior
Intruder
Milo Junior
Three Pronged Attacker
Milo Junior
Literary Porn Star
Milo Junior
Das Boot
Milo Junior
Give me indecision! Or give me something else!
Milo Junior
Dr. Strange Glove
Milo Junior
Ticker Tape
Milo Junior
Fil-o-fúcks
Milo Junior
luv & hát
Milo Junior
Norse Drawn
Milo Junior
Begging Tory
Milo Junior
The Minstrel Cycle
Milo Junior
Voraciously Yours
Milo Junior
Sweep Stake
Milo Junior
Nosferatu, Man.
Breadcrumb Trail.
Good Morning Captain.
Washer.
Don Amon.
For Dinner.
If any gets the connection other than Ol' Jan & Willie there's a wiz bang prize!!!
Milo Junior
Took it to half a K!!!!!
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Am I allowed to tell yet?
snoo gliffer
Fret W@nker.
Milo Junior
C'mon People I need help here to get to the big 1000.
madnomad
Mud The Far Cuss
madnomad
We Need A Bigger Boat
Milo Junior
Good Man!
Spleen Quiz
Milo Junior
Remedy Malahide
willie the disc
Nutkins
willie the disc
The Exposed
willie the disc
Carnival of Monsters
willie the disc
Concealed Entrance
willie the disc
Digger Barnes
Milo Junior
Shackleton's Folly
willie the disc
I've got it! Mr Cooper, why don't you call the band Catch-22!!!
willie the disc
Milo. You going to see Trail of Dead tonight at The Fleece?
Milo Junior
Absolutely Willster
Milo Junior
Quarter Back
willie the disc
Barse Consultant
Milo Junior
Stealth Slug
willie the disc
Kings of Gath
willie the disc
Playtime Fontayne
willie the disc
Coelacanth Hunter
willie the disc
Jabberwocky Jockey
willie the disc
Other Minds
willie the disc
Yesterday's Men
Milo Junior
Cinematic Crayons
Milo Junior
Acetyline
Milo Junior
Anvil of Kromm
Milo Junior
Atlantean Sword
Milo Junior
Elephant Island
Milo Junior
Lung Chancer
willie the disc
Bisto Kids
willie the disc
Fat Controller
willie the disc
Gout For Grandpa
Bleech
Feed the goat
willie the disc
Willie D and The Diskettes
(this one is my 60's style R & B band)
willie the disc
Baader Bing
(German Terrorist/Italian Mobster crossover Band)
Milo Junior
Clouterama
Milo Junior
Clive and Kicking
Milo Junior
Turnip Mosque
willie the disc
Dead Molly
willie the disc
Dangler
willie the disc
Aristo Death Engine
Milo Junior
Multiple Stab Wounds
willie the disc
Parasites Lost
willie the disc
Safe as Milk
Milo Junior
Built Like a Fish
Bleech
Feed the goat
willie the disc
Rabid Prufrock
Milo Junior
Clumsy Plate Dish
willie the disc
Pirates of Men's Pants
Bleech
Make it stop uncle Milo, it burns!
Milo Junior
Never! Bleech! Never! Aaaaah! Ha! Ha! Cue clap of thunder and me silhouetted hunching over labratory equipment....
Milo Junior
Chessington World of Adventure
willie the disc
Restroom Scubasnakes
Milo Junior
Centrifugal Hate Convertor
Bleech
The Horses of Doom
Milo Junior
Cutlass Bandelier
willie the disc
Hot Buttered Handshake
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Pencil Hate
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Lost Map
snoo gliffer
the townie muppets
snoo gliffer
Faetal Attraction.
willie the disc
Jack The Slap
Bleech
Stoned cat
willie the disc
The Tinned Teardrops
willie the disc
The Mascara Snakes
willie the disc
Feast of Stephen
willie the disc
Analogue Swami
willie the disc
Implant/Eggplant
willie the disc
Nice Sweater
willie the disc
Smegma Variations
Bleech
Penile warts
Bleech
My Mum just caught me wánking
Bleech
Important Dog
Bleech
Autorised slap
willie the disc
Bread Pudding Baby
madnomad
Bendy Dennis
madnomad
Unfaithful Bishop
madnomad
Willy's Lost Dog Parable
madnomad
Hermaphrodite Hesse
madnomad
Kong's Payback
madnomad
Militant Septum
madnomad
Victimised Tarrant
madnomad
Champion Hoof
willie the disc
Originally by madnomad:
Militant Septum
Yes!!!
madnomad
AngryChrist
madnomad
Wizard's Jism
madnomad
Rendered Useless
madnomad
Trout Farm Republica
madnomad
Bewilderb@stard
madnomad
Glen Matlock's Spunk Sandwich
madnomad
CU@Moles
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Welcome back young Eminem. We prefer you to the American version (although he is rather good by modern rap's rather lazy standards, new Wu-Tang singel and latest De La album aside).
Thanx for all the fags last week (hey don't quote that and twist you Bleeches and Coopers out there!).
Madnomad rules. Get used to it or over it, which ever is less painful for your tiny balls.
We is pissed. On Cider. iopwoekkuhb xxxmksjiiueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffffffggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhjjjjjkkkllzzzzzzxxxxxccccvvvvbbn nnnnmmmmmmm,,,,.........qqqqwwwwweeeeerrrrrrtttttyyyyyuuuuuuiiioppppassssssssssssssssssssdfggggggghhhhhhhjjjjjklllllllzxxxxxxxxxcccccvvvbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmFUCCK MEL EVERETTTTTTT FUCCK MEL EVERETTT SOLOMON LIVES IN OUR TWIIIIISSSSSTED SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOULLLLLL **** MEEEEEEELLLLL FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need to piss now...................
snoo gliffer
mmmmmmm, cider.
Bleech
Originally by Old Janeffi & Forcheeks:
Thanx for all the fags last week (hey don't quote that and twist you Bleeches and Coopers out there!).
AHH HEMM!
My gay circus freak hell
Bleech
Analogue Lamb
Bleech
I though she was a woman
madnomad
Dot Compost
I know I may be letting myself in for sharp witty retorts here but here goes...
Just got me band sorted to go out and perform properly (should be gigging early in the new year) and we have stumbled across the age old problem of finding a name. Any idea? Credit will be given where it's due. (athough quite what I mean by that I don't know, it sounded good though!)
Look forward to hearing your replies.
Its a tricky one aint it good luck finding one, I'll keep my ears open for you.
flee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Solomon Thirst
Wogan Wheel
madnomad
Piss-Christ
Solomon Thirst
Cat In Labour
Milo Junior
Panzer Stanza
Milo Junior
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule ... (for the Albini afficionados)
Solomon Thirst
Life In Limbo
Solomon Thirst
Lengthy Spencer
Obi Wan Kenobi
gut-rot
nose candy
the pie smashers
The masters of Moo
Mind over Madras
The Dilberts
Stinky feet
The band with no name
The Band
Muscians doing stuff but without a name
Death by paperclips
blurb
crack-heads
Namerif Mas (Fireman Sam backwards)
Spunkbubble
Yellow-green lamp-post
Screen (oh-no that's been done)
vikki
Fartknocker
Lisa
If I could ever be bothered to actually practice long enough on my guitar, instead of moaning about how I can't play, and had a band, I always said I would call it "Panic" oh, and that the first album would be called "Equalibrium". So that's my 2p worth!
Luv me xx
indica
I got a good name
Decaying bones in a sea of never-ending shit
What dya think?
seriously though, how about...
Samsara
Lingus
Pileon
????
Bleech
I've just shagged my best friends dog! (I havent really, it's just a name for a band!)
There's a band generator page on the web somewhere which is quite amusing, I'll try to find it for you.
Got one, try :- :// .thejam.com/interactive/world_generator.html
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 14-11-2000).]
Phil Cooper
Cheers guys, some of these are really quite good. I'll let you know if any of them come to anything.
Milo Junior
Monks on BMX's (Dirty Habits)
Hot Dog (What Hot Dog?)
Solomon Thirst
Wall Planner
Solomon Thirst
H8TME
Solomon Thirst
Dad Spread
Solomon Thirst
Mummy Did, Daddy didn't
Cooper
Pigswill - CowsWont !!
Bleech
Originally by Cooper:
Pigswill - CowsWont !!
Cows do, but they need a little persuasion!!
What about "Pissed drenched Soundies"???
Solomon Thirst
Frogbitch
Solomon Thirst
Spazztrust
Solomon Thirst
Burly Whitewash and the Yam Yams
madnomad
Shatner's Bassoon
Bleech
The window lickers
piggy
the ass lickers
or maybe you could try
some blokes playing guitars
or
whats my name
or
piggy poo
or
smell my arse
he he he
Bleech
Piggy you're a genius!!
madnomad
Elvisceral
madnomad
Frankly, My Dear
piggy
cheers bleech
piggy
cheers bleech
madnomad
Saxon
madnomad
Jazzflesh
piggy
whoops sorry my pc was overloaded by phantom pig kickers!!
help
i neeeeed hhhhheeeeeeelllllppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madnomad
Hormone Hesse
madnomad
Random Name Generator
Bleech
The Beatles?
madnomad
Portillo On Crack
madnomad
Dunk Bizkit
Solomon Thirst
LETS MAKE THIS BRILLIANT AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING TOPIC LONGER THAN THE ******* MIRIMA ONE!!!
Starting with...
Solomon Thirst
Piano Dentist
Solomon Thirst
Wobbly Matter
Solomon Thirst
Toad quack
Solomon Thirst
8 inch Woodpecker
Solomon Thirst
Phil Cooper and the Great Topic Starter
Solomon Thirst
Dead Manager
Solomon Thirst
Lifelong Hardon
Solomon Thirst
Submit Reply
Solomon Thirst
Clear Fields
Solomon Thirst
Limp Wristkit
Milo Junior
Potato Demon
Milo Junior
Lolly Gagger
Milo Junior
The Signal
Milo Junior
Ponchos on Gonzos
Solomon Thirst
Special Kid
Solomon Thirst
Ivory Springer
Solomon Thirst
Any Ideas (page 114)
Solomon Thirst
Credit Jew
Solomon Thirst
Panza Fantastic
Solomon Thirst
One Swallow
Milo Junior
Numb Nuts
Milo Junior
Surf Safari
Milo Junior
Shards of Sharks
Milo Junior
Thrombosis Morosis
willie the disc
Captain Jap's Eye
Solomon Thirst
Uncle Pansy and the Feeble Wizards
Solomon Thirst
Uncle Pansy and the Feeble Wizards
willie the disc
The Doomlords
willie the disc
S Club Megma
Bleech
MIRIMA - views?.......& reviews..
willie the disc
Gout
Phil Cooper
"Keep going guys, we'll get over 100 replys yet." perhaps a bit long for a band name but what the hell.
Woo Hoo
Milo Junior
Turf Bandits
Milo Junior
Chunky Punk
Milo Junior
Big Joan
Milo Junior
Stalingrad
Milo Junior
Christ on a Crutch
Milo Junior
Creasote Creole
Cooper
The Turkey-Necks!
Cooper
The Pigeon-fisters !
willie the disc
The Eastville Eagles (covers band)
Solomon Thirst
Here are some names that we, The Signal, used over the years. Some are silly, some are pretentiously serious:
Scalp
Pigeon
Liquid Tim
Veto
Crusty Minge Pie (not really)
Solomon Thirst
SUREFIRE SHOEHIRE
Solomon Thirst
Porcelain Dwarf-mittens
Bleech
The Spaniels ears
Bleech
South
Bleech
Furry cup
Bleech
Why not just call them "Bleech", sounds good to me!
Bleech
Mr Punchy. AKA Alex!!!
madnomad
Mamnodad
madnomad
Leopard Rapers
madnomad
Colgate
(apologies to Signal)
Solomon Thirst
There's already a band called Bleach, Bleech. But I'm told that Wrestle My Gymsock is still available.
madnomad
Moses' Basket
Solomon Thirst
Mentalnotmental.
Apologies to Madnomad
Solomon Thirst
Miniscule Margaret
Sorry Big Joan
Solomon Thirst
Miniscule Margaret
Sorry Big Joan
madnomad
Come On, One More.
Solomon Thirst
Massive Matthew
(Sorry Big Joan)
madnomad
Monkey Flange
Bleech
Boyz-life?
madnomad
Snipcock & Ganglion
Milo Junior
Fellatio Nelson
madnomad
Slapper
madnomad
Marmite Fatwah
Bleech
Piss
Phil Cooper
Not much more to go before this becomes the biggest topic so far I think.
Bleech
Originally by Solomon Thirst:
There's already a band called Bleach, Bleech. But I'm told that Wrestle My Gymsock is still available.
Yeah but is there a band called "Bleech" another group of people who cant spell?
Santas claws?
Solomon Thirst
Stand By Your Monkey
snoo gliffer
I also have a side band (hardcore punk). We practice occasionally and get battered on rough cidre. We're called 'Fruit of the Doom'. I'd just like to say that you can't use that name. We've nearly got a full clothing line finished.
Phil Cooper
won't be using that name then will I?
d'oh, and there was I thinking "how about fruit of the doom"
how about:
-suit of the groom
or
-ute of the croon
Cooper
How about
Sperm-drinking-Gas-men ??
Bleech
10 more to go to beat the ass lickers!!
Milo Junior
Monkey Tennis
Milo Junior
MadnoMonkey
Phil Cooper
notmadmad
snoo gliffer
Traffic Warden B#stard. Hey Milo you seem to be in to your punk a bit too.
Fu Man CHUgazi?
Bleech
Gazzie and the pipe blowers!
Solomon Thirst
Miriam- hey, do you like what I did there. Alex, Davie and all the other Mirima arse lickers!!!
Kikas- another clever anagram there of a local band, Kiska, who indeed DO kick-ass, AND ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AT THE LOUIE!
Gravy Nurse- that one's meant to bear a passing resemblance to Gravenhurst. Another band you Miriam fans should try. Not because they are anything like Miriam (they're not) but just because it might help you to change the pissing record.
The Pendulum Swings- Phil, you definitely can't have that one, that's my side project- nothing like The Signal- more pop, more vocals, more rock n roll cliches.
You are more than welcome to any of my other suggestions, like this one- Suicidal Mandrill, or perhaps Lipsalve Graffiti.
Or maybe Pompous Porpoise,
Cooper
Gas-man and the Ring Fiddlers !
snoo gliffer
Billy And The Bum C#nts.
Phil Cooper
Only 3 more I think. I buggering off home in 5 minutes but I look forward to reading this topic tomorrow, or maybe this evening.
Nice one peeps.
adios
Bleech
Hurray did it lads, nice one
Unfortunately Cooper has written to their post to make it even bigger, who's side are you on Cooper?
Bleech
Is posting twice cheating?
madnomad
Refugeesus
Phil Cooper
'course not. Now I'm really going home, see ya.
uuh, screw you guy I'm going home?
perhaps not
eggster
I wish to submit: The Chineapple Punks
snoo gliffer
Melvin Presley
Derek and the Dominatrix
Bunchac#nts
Patrick Moores 3rd eye
The Dando Death Squad
Kill The Queen
Kill The Queen Mum
Kill Prince Charlie
Kill That other bitch who looks like a horse
ahhhhh kill, kill, kill...
Milo Junior
I declare spoonerisms are illegal
Milo Junior
Islamic Jehu
Solomon Thirst
Soonerpisms
Milo Junior
Columbian Necktie
flee wee
Locals name for Glastonbury goer's
HEDGE MONKEYS
I have registrated it on bandreg willing to sell for
£1000000 O.N.O
Milo Junior
Lacerated Teen **** (
Milo Junior
The Pirahna Banana
Milo Junior
The Clergy Mincer
Milo Junior
Token Gesture.
Milo Junior
Cum Vampire
Solomon Thirst
Last Word
willie the disc
The Sloths
Samson
Originally by Bleech:
Hurray did it lads, nice one
Unfortunately Cooper has written to their post to make it even bigger, who's side are you on Cooper?
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
flee wee
what about;-
1, FAECES ( not faces )
2, Anal gland
3, The Seaman stains
4, A2
5, 6ix
6, soggy tissue
7, Tooth decay
8, Piles
9, post madras
10, Lager boyz
willie the disc
The Atrocity Exhibition
willie the disc
My Fat Cock
willie the disc
Wogan's Wake
willie the disc
Lambs in Leicester
willie the disc
Lambs in Leicester
willie the disc
The Ghosts in The Machine
willie the disc
Mum's Private Language
willie the disc
Charlie and The Chick Peas
willie the disc
Fast and Bulbous
Cooper
Originally by eggster:
I wish to submit: The Chineapple Punks
Probably one of the best yet !!!
Solomon Thirst
If you don't like it Samson, ignore it. All we're trying to do is help old Phil with his name picking. Have you any suggestions of your own?
Solomon Thirst
Badger's Funeral
Blue Veined Vandal
Cheated By Science
Rarch
Laundry Target
Rarch
Irish Linen
Rarch
Sonia's Contractions
Bored Rubber
Porn Lennon
Shed Eight (or Six)
Bleech
My Mum Invented fruit
Bleech
The Poisness Monkies
Bleech
The Uphill Garden Party
Bleech
Smash my pie
Bleech
Bum Gravy
Bleech
Cabbage garden
Oops that's been done before! Oh no that's Savage garden
Bleech
The warriers of Gengis Kahn
Bleech
Mouse Filth
Solomon Thirst
The Celebrators Of Random
Solomon Thirst
Two Headed Sex Beast
Sex With Squids
Multiple Wrist Breakage
Courting Cows
Gash Menu
Now Wash Your Hands
Infopop
Disabled Toilet
madnomad
Dwarf Shortage
madnomad
Gandhi's Flip-Flop
madnomad
Ebola Foetus Crisis
madnomad
Darth Spunk
madnomad
The Grateful Bed
madnomad
Cheddarmunch
madnomad
Administered Epidural
madnomad
Nipple Clamp Euphoria
madnomad
Twinky Divot
madnomad
The Unforgiving Headmistresses
madnomad
Beast Love
madnomad
The Gnat's Chuff
madnomad
Spermcount
madnomad
The Impotent Popes
madnomad
Sympathetic Nonce
madnomad
Tampon Cramp
madnomad
Radiant Diana
madnomad
Bishop Wind
madnomad
Kitten Coma
madnomad
Kitten Korma
madnomad
The Proud s
madnomad
Arrogant Vulva
madnomad
God's Evil Plan
Rarch
Ladyboyzone
Solomon Thirst
Universal Horse
Phil Cooper
Bleech...did your mum really invent fruit or was that the name of a band?
Solomon Thirst
To annoy the Mirima brown nosers I am gonna be truly infantile now just to get these boys over the two hundred mark. I'd also like to say to the believers, be proud of yourselves and what you've achieved here. We done it lads. Right, now, where was I...
Solomon Thirst
Small Cock
Solomon Thirst
Big Cock
Solomon Thirst
Big Cock
Solomon Thirst
Whooah just hit 6 pages!
Wide Cock
indica
Spastic Mentalists
Solomon Thirst
Shrivelled, Useless Cock
indica
Digimong
Solomon Thirst
Mel Everett's Spunky Back Pack
Bleech
Originally by Phil Cooper:
Bleech...did your mum really invent fruit or was that the name of a band?
She really did Phil, or at least that's what she's always led me to beleive! She also told me that when Icecream vans play their tunes, it means the icecream has ran out
Solomon Thirst
That's such a sad story. I'm choked...
Phil Cooper
They always play the music just outside my house, it makes me cry every time
Cooper
The Kamikaze Pig-****ers!
Cooper
Internal Ostrich
Cooper
Disco Shafters
Cooper
Lizard Milk
Cooper
Kerry's Bangers !!
Cooper
THE ****ING *******S!!!!!!
Cooper
Tagnut
vikki
Frank & Nestas nipple clamps
Cooper
Lady Sperm
Cooper
Sweet Meat
snoo gliffer
Mud Snake
snoo gliffer
The Brown Tails.
snoo gliffer
Chocolate Pendulum
Solomon Thirst
Hey that's a bit similar to my other band! Hands off my swinging pendulum1
snoo gliffer
Sorry, er... Marmite metronome.
Bleech
Gnome Warriers
Bleech
The One Eyed Custard Chuckers
Bleech
Smegma
Bleech
Birth Canal
Bleech
The Photo-Darleks
Solomon Thirst
London's Many Whore Dogs
Solomon Thirst
More Feeble Grandad
Solomon Thirst
Cripple Effect
Bleech
Flid Car Blue
vikki
Charlies Bagels.
Hey. To go with the new band name is the group going to take on stage names as well?
The 'porn name' gag is always good for a showbiz alias; (name of first pet and mothers maiden name.)
Kwalitteee Kuuntroll
99 Dead Babboons
The Speed Of Cattle
Attic Attack
Two Tonne Turd
Anal Pastry
Hogbitch
The Voice Is Telling Me To Kill Them
Lifeless and Happy
Special Vagina
Kreddit Kuuntroll
Shiny Happy Corpses
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
The Bloody Nappies
Mr Cowtwat and his Pointless Gift
Lazy Dead Person
The Wheelchairs
Captain Period
Bushgore
Christ The Wizard
Hectagony
Pissed Surgeon
Excellent Failure
Cat Kit
Rape A Llama
Spandex Ballet
Rapid Erection Maker
Goodnightxxx
the original KK.
Lisa
Excllent Failure - I like that!
But I think the pick of the bunch has to be Mel Everett's Spunky Back Pack, hahahaha, classic.
Luv me xx
Solomon Thirst
Welcome back K K. That was kwalitee.
Cooper
Burst Dunky
indica
pert nips
indica
cancer man
Milo Junior
Originally by Samson:
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
And there we have it... Do we need to shout this? I think so.... GET.... A..... FUKING SENSE....... OF........ HUMOUR
Solomon Thirst
Yeehaah, go get em Junior- you know, you remind me of your father, that undying spirit in the face of adversity. The force is strong with you...
madnomad
Ponce Motto
madnomad
Brain A
madnomad
Rimmer
Bleech
Femidom
Bleech
The b*stard children of a thousand maniacs
Bleech
Wendy Nosefellows Mystical Orbs
Bleech
Marners soggy tissues!
flee wee
YEAH
Bleech
The Cunning Stunts!
Bleech
Fleebags battered mail bike
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Cooper
Pocket Pilchard
Cooper
Essence of Man
Cooper
Silky Pigskin
Cooper
Squeaking Membrane
Cooper
Trouser Sick
Cooper
Originally by Milo Junior:
Originally by Samson:
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
And there we have it... Do we need to shout this? I think so.... GET.... A..... FUKING SENSE....... OF........ HUMOUR
Right with you Milo......OY SAMSON !! **** off you miserable little prick !
Squid Fist
madnomad
Wazbasm
Solomon Thirst
Cockwish
Bleech
I dream of jizum
Bleech
What's the difference between a duck!
Bleech
3 of her breasts are both the same
Bleech
Booby juice
Bleech
Oi Copper, give me back my mouse!
Bleech
Brown Star
Bleech
Anal leakage
Bleech
Horse Slasher
Solomon Thirst
Phil's the Topic Starter, twisted Topic Starter
Solomon Thirst
Left At The Bride
Bleech
Asleep on the damp patch
Bleech
Egg fried Mice
Milo Junior
Wrinkled Flaccid Labia
Milo Junior
Electric Cornflakes
Milo Junior
Drunk and Pissed Up on Booze
Milo Junior
Kalatalie Sisters
Bleech
Mystic Smegg
Milo Junior
Because they were Squirrels! Real Squirrels! And there were thousands!
Milo Junior
Benito Cereno
Milo Junior
The Gush
Bleech
Norfolk'n Chance
Milo Junior
Marmoset Blitzkrieg
Milo Junior
Because you are English Types-ah
Milo Junior
Hamster Hiroshima
Bleech
The rage of the worm
Solomon Thirst
This isn't some kind of metaphor! Godammit this REAL!!!
We Execute Wasps
But We Don't Execute Dogs
More Band names...
Sperm Ribbon
Welsh Mouse
Mena Suvari's Small Chest
Mena Suvari's Great Anyway
Maggot Candle
Sellotape Hell
Pancake Paul and his Turbulent Foreskin
Bleech
Fact: It is legal to kill and eat a dog if it bites you.
Solomon Thirst
FACT 2: My boss was a paperboy when he was younger, and was attacked by an Alsatian. He kicked it in the nads and beat and kicked the ****er til it died.
True story.
Milo Junior
Don stepped outside
Solomon Thirst
It felt good to be alone
Solomon Thirst
By the way you all missed a wonderful Kiska gig t'other day. Hold out your wrists...
(slap!) Milo cries...
(slap!) Bleech yelps...
(slap!) Cooper sniffles....
(slap!) Marner wails....
And as for you Miss Nosefellow.....
(cue hard shagging noises followed by hard punches)
Bleech
Dog fact No 3:
True Story
About 3 months ago a mate of mine was sat in his front room when he heard loads of shouting and yelping coming from next door. This went on for about 2 hours, so he rang the police. The police came round and arrested 2 people from the house. Apparently the Dad was sh*gging the dog and his son was holding the dogs head.
It all went to trial last week and the boy got 5 years in prison just for holding the dogs head!
Solomon Thirst
Great story! But why was your shagging censored and mine wasn't? Is it ICT regulaiton to allow shagging of a man disguised as a lady, but not bestiality?
Just wondering...
Solomon Thirst
Let's test it: I sh*g dogs.
Blimey! Look at that!!!
Solomon Thirst
I shag ladies disguised as men.
Uh??!?! Disco, what you doing? You condoning this behaviour?
Bleech
That was me just being careful, a manual '*' put in so as not to offend Mr Disco! That way no-one will get upset if I say sh*gging as opposed to shagging!
I cant beleive the boy got 5 years just for holding the head!
Milo Junior
Sorry Sol had flu last couple of days... missed Pull the Strings last night too... I have a question to ask you... email me... oooh the suspense...
Solomon Thirst
I shag dogs disguised as men.
Ha ! Gotcha!!!
Solomon Thirst
Was the head attached to the body though?
Milo Junior
Lies as wide as a bad Canadian tie.
Bleech
Yeah he was just holding the dogs head and got 5 years in jail, where as his dad was doing the buisness!
Ps. I've shagged ladies disguised as dogs!
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Solomon Thirst
Milo what's your email address? This could be the start of a wonderful romance...
Milo Junior
Click the email icon/ check my profile you buffoon...
Milo Junior
Saskatchewan Giblet
Milo Junior
Gladiatorial Hamster Cage
Milo Junior
My Monkey and other animals.
Milo Junior
Ferrets of Fury
Milo Junior
Godspeed you Black Emperor Penguins
Milo Junior
The Internal Combustion Penguin
Milo Junior
Cheeses Christ! Jesus Cress!
Bleech
Cheeses of Nazarath
Solomon Thirst
Milo On A Lilo Listening To Godhead Silo
Phil Cooper
Didn't John Lennon say The Beatles were better than Cheeses? I believe there was a mass burning of all Beatles records/memorabilia in Cheddar and Twice as much in Gloucester.
To sensor the word shag use the @ button.
e.g. I sh@g dogs disguised as a gerbil.
Bleech
Hey Phil, did you read my story about the next door neighbour and the dog? I cant beleive the boy got 5 years just for holding the dogs head!
Milo Junior
CVNT
Solomon Thirst
Come on Bleech, let it go! The boy was a head holder, that's sick. I bet you're writing out your protest banner as I write this- FREE THE HEAD HOLDING KID! DADDY DID, SONNY DIDN'T!!!
Bleech
It's called "When a good joke goes bad"! You're supposed to say "Blimey what did the Dad get then"??
COME ON HELP ME OUT, I'M DYING ON STAGE HERE!!!
Bleech
Originally by Milo Junior:
CVNT
Bit harsh, Prick!
Phil Cooper
blimey, what did the dad get then.
Que least eagerly awaited punchline ever.
Bleech
The pick of the litter (Thanks Phil)
Bleech hangs his head in shame as he dies in public after his joke stretched out for too long.
I need a more intelligent audience.
Milo Junior
Originally by Bleech:
Bit harsh, Prick!
That wasn't aimed at you there Bleech... just testing the censor.
Cooper
CRUNT !!Fanny with an R !
Bleech
Ooops! Thats ok them Milo! Try Ctrl Alt and U, "ú" that may work, but Disco removed my post yesterday, mind you I was calling him a c*nt at the time
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Phil Cooper
Kúndt perhaps?
Milo Junior
I think I'll stick with CVNT it has a nice Roman look.
Phil Cooper
faireenuff. just thought with the German Kuntz and all it might work. I like your style though.
PRIX - Nah maybe not.
Any other idea for Roman numerals expletives?
Bleech
Cúnt!!! THERE! (I'll give this one 2 minutes!)
Milo Junior
Nice
Milo Junior
Fvcking Cvnt
Cooper
Funking Barrstud!
Cooper
Chalie and the Cvnt lickers
snoo gliffer
Before sliced bread.
Are we still doing band names? I thought the dog one was a bit long.
Cooper
The Screaming Focking Coonts!
Cooper
Chicken Phlegm
Cooper
Piss Flaps
snoo gliffer
Donkey Shlong.
Bleech
The piss drinking bats
Solomon Thirst
Blind Guide Dog
Solomon Thirst
Call me sad but I'm looking forward to seeing what happens to the list of page numbers when we exceed about fifteen- will the number one disappear?
Again, feel free to call me a sad fvcker.
Phil Cooper
you're a sad Fúkkeiur.
Milo Junior
Back to the top
flee wee
Fanny
Milo Junior
Key Witness
Milo Junior
We seem to be losing momentum here.... c'mon people...
Solomon Thirst
Eater Outer
Passive Lion
Sooty the Slut
Mandrill Motors
Let me hose You Down
Conical Task
Catherine Will
Arsebacon Fiddlescollops
snoo gliffer
Chariots of dire
Southwestlife
The Arse Monkeys
Cadja Goo Goo
Milo Junior
Systematic Chitlings
Milo Junior
Captain Cardigan and the Rogue Brogues
Milo Junior
Trouble over Bridgewater
Solomon Thirst
In Bedminster With Madonna
madnomad
Russell Dust
madnomad
Missionary Juxtaposition
madnomad
Arse Candle
madnomad
The Lame Ponies
madnomad
Trembling Pygmy Jesuits
madnomad
Security Blanket
madnomad
Edmonds On The Rampage
madnomad
Gun Of Sod
madnomad
Farmyard Fantasy
madnomad
Bitch Midget
madnomad
DJ Herbal Gandalf feat. MC Pudenda
madnomad
Gossamer Siddhartha
madnomad
Doncaster Market
madnomad
Britney Felch
madnomad
fIREHORSE
Solomon Thirst
Madnomad you are an inspired man with excellent references- have you read Siddhartha or is this a random chance happening?
Solomon Thirst
George Orville's Placenta Maze
Bleech
Bungle
Bleech
The Flannel Sluts
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 17-11-2000).]
Bleech
Weevle Love
Solomon Thirst
Pregnant Lucozade
Specific Pacific
Fight My Liar
Whack My Bonobo
Bleech
Would you like flies with that?
Bleech
Smell the glove
Bleech
The Return of Eddie Munster
snoo gliffer
ten ton tadpole
snoo gliffer
lead medicine
thingummy
oedipus complex
Mermaids Purse (That suckers in the dictionary 'The horny egg case of a shark')
Ramrod rocketeer
Spastic monk
late night filth
Burgervan
Toxic tulip
Bleech
Jason's Donner Van
Bleech
Ethals Little Willy
Milo Junior
To Fastnet in Fishnets.
Milo Junior
Quoyle
Milo Junior
Drake. We are leaving.
Milo Junior
Goucho Methods
Milo Junior
Voodoo Chutney
Milo Junior
Laughing Leonard Brezhnev and the SMERSH good time girls.
Milo Junior
Dial M for Marmite.
Milo Junior
Nefarious Plumbing
Bleech
The crazy crazy pink dwarf machine
Cooper
Cock DJ
Cooper
Growl at the Badger
Cooper
Sausage Warriors
Cooper
The Kojak Stranglers
Cooper
Intestinal Strife
Cooper
Muff Buffers
Bleech
horses collar :- Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions, as in “She’s got a fanny like a horse’s collar” (as opposed to a mouse’s ear)
Bleech
knob chopper :- Precariously balanced lavatory seat which falls down while you’re having a piss and therefore must be held up manually
Bleech
Love bumps
Bleech
chocolate chimney sweep
Bleech
cock snot
Bleech
pant moustache
Bleech
Pavement Pizza
Bleech
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
Bleech
Purple Headed Womb Broom
Davie
punkarama
Bleech
Manfat
Bleech
Minge Mat (Velcro triangle!)
Bleech
Morning Wood
Bleech
Cock Jockey
Milo Junior
I OFFICIALLY BAN ALL QUOTES FROM THE PROFANISAURUS
Bleech
Boooooooo!!!!!!!!
Milo Junior
As the arbiter of taste I hereby declare that the current leader is Madnomad's inspired Marmite Fatwa
Bleech
NOWAY, Solomans "Universal Horse".
madnomad
Wall Planner does it for me. Top Sol.
Solomon Thirst
Why thankyou, I try my best.
Roast Pock
Solomon Thirst
Braille Dyslexia
willie the disc
Let's have some more...
Choke The Server
Menstrual Wind
Petit Mal
Chilled Monkey Brains
Milo Junior
Aim Keys
willie the disc
The Vanessa Feltz Diarrhoea Blowback
Solomon Thirst
Typhoon Fairysex
snoo gliffer
Mumbo Jumbos' Jumbo Mumbo
Tonka Stonka
Busby's musical telephone
Wet wet wet wet
Letterbox lover.
wendy nosefellow
Face dust.
wendy nosefellow
Matrimonal spam funnel.
wendy nosefellow
Brucie's bogus.
indica
teletext page 666
saving ryans privates
wendy nosefellow
Risky Gibbon
Shoemash
Too Many Cocks Spoil The Breath
Spacky Matthew
Rentgay
Turban Surgeon
Toilet Boy
Front Inch
Killy Bristol
Ponno
Mole Rate
Help Me I'm Winning
1+2=FLU
Lost Thyroid
Elbow Purse
Tossov Medikki and Mekkame Cumcum
Tough Puffin
Twenty Pain
Fez
Leslie Boost
The Mighty Mighty Tossbones
That one was rubbish. Sorry.
The Disabled Smilies
Tepid Widow
This list was compiled by Solomon Thirst and Wendy Nosefellow.
One more...
Stuffy Muffin
snoo gliffer
Catch22. No forget it, it's sh1te.
Bleech
And it's the name of a Chip Shop in Dagenham!!
Phil Cooper
A Chip Shop, oh no I must change the name immediately, I don't care about multi selling books or other bands but a chip shop, My life is ruined.
Bleech
Umm, sorry bout this Phil, but apparently it's also the name of a gay club in London! Official answer from a gay man who lives in London! (Not me by the way)
Cooper
Come on Bleech, this is your perfect time to Come Out mate!!
Be free !! Let your hair down and march on the streets of Brighton mate! Be proud of what you are!!
Sorry....
Solomon Thirst
Yeah- didn't you say you frequented the Queens Shilling?
Bleech
No mate, too many gays!
Bleech
No mate, too many gays!
Cooper
Originally by Bleech:
Umm, sorry bout this Phil, but apparently it's also the name of a gay club in London! Official answer from a gay man who lives in London! (Not me by the way)
Its OK Bleech, I know you're living in Bristol, no need to explain. Its just weekends you "go down" isn't it ??
Milo Junior
By Proxy
Space Cadet
Swamp Donkeys
Scuzz Monkeys
Yougart Slinger.
Space Cadet
Swamp Donkeys
Scuzz Monkeys
Yougart Slinger
Solomon Thirst
Mental Septum
Space Cadet
Tosser
tragic grandad
Toilet Summer
Milo Junior
Gusset Church
Milo Junior
Sectoid Corpse
Milo Junior
Eschatological Gibbon
snoo gliffer
Rag weak.
Milo Junior
Silicon Chips
snoo gliffer
Rocket to the Red planet.
Milo Junior
And you will know us by the trail of bread...........
Milo Junior
Chutney Messiah
snoo gliffer
Thats quite uncanny. I was just about to write "And they will know us by the trail of bloody jam rags".
Am I Milo too?
Milo Junior
Barbados on Toast
snoo gliffer
Lacerated Scrotum. (Did we do that?)
Milo Junior
Unfortunately not Sloo.... wit wins over purility any day.
Cluster Mom
Milo Junior
SMERSH
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Originally by Milo Junior:
SMERSH
Yay! SMERSH I like.
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Hard Hat Area
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Circle of Pam
Milo Junior
Crater Maker
Milo Junior
Marshmallow Shrapnel
Milo Junior
Caution Horses
Milo Junior
Hidden Dips
Milo Junior
Wide Load
Milo Junior
Cellular Nun
Milo Junior
Truss Fund
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The Whores of Perception
Milo Junior
Turkey, Shoot.
Milo Junior
Fish in a barrel
snoo gliffer
Back To The Top
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Tantrum sex
Pornographic Donkey
Juffy Tunksten
Like me I'm Lanky
Sunken Ice
Totty Forker
Mattress Pack
Placid Fatty
Empty Your Guts On My Face
Ethnic Miner
Whore News
Milo Junior
Old Jan... stop being lazy like your ancestor and put the posts up separately
madnomad
Pocket Shepherd
snoo gliffer
Orificer Brown & the C\/ntstubbles
Milo Junior
Mind Rubbers
Milo Junior
Charlotte Sweb
Milo Junior
Ghost Cats of Milan
Milo Junior
Portillo's face felt like guts
Milo Junior
Turgid Maria
Milo Junior
Thunder Bin
Milo Junior
Chuff Nuts (Fvck me I'm bored)
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Spanner Attack
Lazy Poster
Stuffy Graph
Shrimpbait
Passive Spastic
Renta****
Killer Retriever
Milosovic Crawls
Venting Kidney
Brainmash
Portuguese Bloodbath
Hanging Horse
Tossy Mushrooms
Tristans Best friend
Pack of Gits
Closet Cabinet Maker
Sentinel Brownfarts
Mr Nuffing
Spaniels Day Out
Foster Chilled
Leave It Barry
Pogo Nits
Useless Warchild
Kicking Hamsters
Delete My Afterbirth
Nothing Much going On Here
Frying Pan Hat
Eat Shit Daddy
Graham's Golden
Witches Orgy
Dead Man's Stiffy
You Like My Dildo
Manners of a Goose
Portrait Of A Fart
Nuzzle the Cock Bitch
Drown in My White Love Release
Massive Giraffes
Plenty Pain and the Saggy Puffins
Ear-marked for a Road Accident
Chosen Million
Hossy Mangradeph= Pancreas Deficiency
Arse Stew
Seminal Cock Flank
flee wee
So.....Your a little short of ideas then janeffi!
flee wee
Septic cut
Milo Junior
Flange Muffin
snoo gliffer
I'd just like to let you all know that I have registered ALL of these names under myself and have set up a website selling them off at very resonable expensive prices. www.fishyfannykipperkunt.com
Milo Junior
Ah, what sledge hammer subtlety. Who said wit was dead.
willie the disc
It was me actually Milo. Wit is dead. As is wisdom, decency, taste and romance.
Bring back the birch!!!
Milo Junior
Caustic Bee-Sting
Milo Junior
Brain in a Jar
Milo Junior
Intruder
Milo Junior
Three Pronged Attacker
Milo Junior
Literary Porn Star
Milo Junior
Das Boot
Milo Junior
Give me indecision! Or give me something else!
Milo Junior
Dr. Strange Glove
Milo Junior
Ticker Tape
Milo Junior
Fil-o-fúcks
Milo Junior
luv & hát
Milo Junior
Norse Drawn
Milo Junior
Begging Tory
Milo Junior
The Minstrel Cycle
Milo Junior
Voraciously Yours
Milo Junior
Sweep Stake
Milo Junior
Nosferatu, Man.
Breadcrumb Trail.
Good Morning Captain.
Washer.
Don Amon.
For Dinner.
If any gets the connection other than Ol' Jan & Willie there's a wiz bang prize!!!
Milo Junior
Took it to half a K!!!!!
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Am I allowed to tell yet?
snoo gliffer
Fret W@nker.
Milo Junior
C'mon People I need help here to get to the big 1000.
madnomad
Mud The Far Cuss
madnomad
We Need A Bigger Boat
Milo Junior
Good Man!
Spleen Quiz
Milo Junior
Remedy Malahide
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Nutkins
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The Exposed
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Carnival of Monsters
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Concealed Entrance
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Digger Barnes
Milo Junior
Shackleton's Folly
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I've got it! Mr Cooper, why don't you call the band Catch-22!!!
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Milo. You going to see Trail of Dead tonight at The Fleece?
Milo Junior
Absolutely Willster
Milo Junior
Quarter Back
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Barse Consultant
Milo Junior
Stealth Slug
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Kings of Gath
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Playtime Fontayne
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Coelacanth Hunter
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Jabberwocky Jockey
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Other Minds
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Yesterday's Men
Milo Junior
Cinematic Crayons
Milo Junior
Acetyline
Milo Junior
Anvil of Kromm
Milo Junior
Atlantean Sword
Milo Junior
Elephant Island
Milo Junior
Lung Chancer
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Bisto Kids
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Fat Controller
willie the disc
Gout For Grandpa
Bleech
Feed the goat
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Willie D and The Diskettes
(this one is my 60's style R & B band)
willie the disc
Baader Bing
(German Terrorist/Italian Mobster crossover Band)
Milo Junior
Clouterama
Milo Junior
Clive and Kicking
Milo Junior
Turnip Mosque
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Dead Molly
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Dangler
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Aristo Death Engine
Milo Junior
Multiple Stab Wounds
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Parasites Lost
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Safe as Milk
Milo Junior
Built Like a Fish
Bleech
Feed the goat
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Rabid Prufrock
Milo Junior
Clumsy Plate Dish
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Pirates of Men's Pants
Bleech
Make it stop uncle Milo, it burns!
Milo Junior
Never! Bleech! Never! Aaaaah! Ha! Ha! Cue clap of thunder and me silhouetted hunching over labratory equipment....
Milo Junior
Chessington World of Adventure
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Restroom Scubasnakes
Milo Junior
Centrifugal Hate Convertor
Bleech
The Horses of Doom
Milo Junior
Cutlass Bandelier
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Hot Buttered Handshake
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Pencil Hate
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Lost Map
snoo gliffer
the townie muppets
snoo gliffer
Faetal Attraction.
willie the disc
Jack The Slap
Bleech
Stoned cat
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The Tinned Teardrops
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The Mascara Snakes
willie the disc
Feast of Stephen
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Analogue Swami
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Implant/Eggplant
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Nice Sweater
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Smegma Variations
Bleech
Penile warts
Bleech
My Mum just caught me wánking
Bleech
Important Dog
Bleech
Autorised slap
willie the disc
Bread Pudding Baby
madnomad
Bendy Dennis
madnomad
Unfaithful Bishop
madnomad
Willy's Lost Dog Parable
madnomad
Hermaphrodite Hesse
madnomad
Kong's Payback
madnomad
Militant Septum
madnomad
Victimised Tarrant
madnomad
Champion Hoof
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Originally by madnomad:
Militant Septum
Yes!!!
madnomad
AngryChrist
madnomad
Wizard's Jism
madnomad
Rendered Useless
madnomad
Trout Farm Republica
madnomad
Bewilderb@stard
madnomad
Glen Matlock's Spunk Sandwich
madnomad
CU@Moles
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Welcome back young Eminem. We prefer you to the American version (although he is rather good by modern rap's rather lazy standards, new Wu-Tang singel and latest De La album aside).
Thanx for all the fags last week (hey don't quote that and twist you Bleeches and Coopers out there!).
Madnomad rules. Get used to it or over it, which ever is less painful for your tiny balls.
We is pissed. On Cider. iopwoekkuhb xxxmksjiiueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffffffggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhjjjjjkkkllzzzzzzxxxxxccccvvvvbbn nnnnmmmmmmm,,,,.........qqqqwwwwweeeeerrrrrrtttttyyyyyuuuuuuiiioppppassssssssssssssssssssdfggggggghhhhhhhjjjjjklllllllzxxxxxxxxxcccccvvvbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmFUCCK MEL EVERETTTTTTT FUCCK MEL EVERETTT SOLOMON LIVES IN OUR TWIIIIISSSSSTED SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOULLLLLL **** MEEEEEEELLLLL FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need to piss now...................
snoo gliffer
mmmmmmm, cider.
Bleech
Originally by Old Janeffi & Forcheeks:
Thanx for all the fags last week (hey don't quote that and twist you Bleeches and Coopers out there!).
AHH HEMM!
My gay circus freak hell
Bleech
Analogue Lamb
Bleech
I though she was a woman
madnomad
Dot Compost
hmmmm Chav girls.......
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Steve Shovelhands - Power Broker
- Posts: 501
- Joined: 19 Feb 2002, 01:00
- Location: bristol
Band Name
by whywontyoulisten » 04 Aug 2005, 12:43
monarchic decontrol
newborn onetimevertex
receptor solitaire
sulfide claustrophobia
buttock radium
cretin collocation
apotheosis meat
polyhedra backstitch
willoughby kimball
koenigsberg matrices
marinate yacht
knutson marginalia
balinese predisposition
babylonian landlord
sheik startler
jennie sandpaper
autocratic boston tutu
wooster chomsky
continued wrist odyssey
kiwanis lag banister
vishnu preponderate
la kidney withe
Tequila Ima
nervous warm blue
newborn onetimevertex
receptor solitaire
sulfide claustrophobia
buttock radium
cretin collocation
apotheosis meat
polyhedra backstitch
willoughby kimball
koenigsberg matrices
marinate yacht
knutson marginalia
balinese predisposition
babylonian landlord
sheik startler
jennie sandpaper
autocratic boston tutu
wooster chomsky
continued wrist odyssey
kiwanis lag banister
vishnu preponderate
la kidney withe
Tequila Ima
nervous warm blue
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whywontyoulisten - Power Choker
- Posts: 1171
- Joined: 29 Jun 2005, 19:38
- Location: Taunton
Band Name
by dimey » 04 Aug 2005, 13:12
Wax Cat wrote:Wait! I was just at lunch and thought of loads.
Del Boy Falling Through A Bar
Ghost Guys
Clip Richard
Flapjack
Well, four.
Flapjack and the Ghost Moose
rats and robots...
www.myspace.com/myownflag
www.myspace.com/myownflag
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dimey - Power Choker
- Posts: 1840
- Joined: 13 May 2005, 12:48
- Location: the dog and pony show
Band Name
by Old Father Disc » 04 Aug 2005, 14:04
Steve Shovelhands wrote:remember this??
I know I may be letting myself in for sharp witty retorts here but here goes...
Just got me band sorted to go out and perform properly (should be gigging early in the new year) and we have stumbled across the age old problem of finding a name. Any idea? Credit will be given where it's due. (athough quite what I mean by that I don't know, it sounded good though!)
Look forward to hearing your replies.
Its a tricky one aint it good luck finding one, I'll keep my ears open for you.
flee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Solomon Thirst
Wogan Wheel
madnomad
Piss-Christ
Solomon Thirst
Cat In Labour
Milo Junior
Panzer Stanza
Milo Junior
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule ... (for the Albini afficionados)
Solomon Thirst
Life In Limbo
Solomon Thirst
Lengthy Spencer
Obi Wan Kenobi
gut-rot
nose candy
the pie smashers
The masters of Moo
Mind over Madras
The Dilberts
Stinky feet
The band with no name
The Band
Muscians doing stuff but without a name
Death by paperclips
blurb
crack-heads
Namerif Mas (Fireman Sam backwards)
Spunkbubble
Yellow-green lamp-post
Screen (oh-no that's been done)
vikki
Fartknocker
Lisa
If I could ever be bothered to actually practice long enough on my guitar, instead of moaning about how I can't play, and had a band, I always said I would call it "Panic" oh, and that the first album would be called "Equalibrium". So that's my 2p worth!
Luv me xx
indica
I got a good name
Decaying bones in a sea of never-ending shit
What dya think?
seriously though, how about...
Samsara
Lingus
Pileon
????
Bleech
I've just shagged my best friends dog! (I havent really, it's just a name for a band!)
There's a band generator page on the web somewhere which is quite amusing, I'll try to find it for you.
Got one, try :- :// .thejam.com/interactive/world_generator.html
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 14-11-2000).]
Phil Cooper
Cheers guys, some of these are really quite good. I'll let you know if any of them come to anything.
Milo Junior
Monks on BMX's (Dirty Habits)
Hot Dog (What Hot Dog?)
Solomon Thirst
Wall Planner
Solomon Thirst
H8TME
Solomon Thirst
Dad Spread
Solomon Thirst
Mummy Did, Daddy didn't
Cooper
Pigswill - CowsWont !!
Bleech
Originally by Cooper:
Pigswill - CowsWont !!
Cows do, but they need a little persuasion!!
What about "Pissed drenched Soundies"???
Solomon Thirst
Frogbitch
Solomon Thirst
Spazztrust
Solomon Thirst
Burly Whitewash and the Yam Yams
madnomad
Shatner's Bassoon
Bleech
The window lickers
piggy
the ass lickers
or maybe you could try
some blokes playing guitars
or
whats my name
or
piggy poo
or
smell my arse
he he he
Bleech
Piggy you're a genius!!
madnomad
Elvisceral
madnomad
Frankly, My Dear
piggy
cheers bleech
piggy
cheers bleech
madnomad
Saxon
madnomad
Jazzflesh
piggy
whoops sorry my pc was overloaded by phantom pig kickers!!
help
i neeeeed hhhhheeeeeeelllllppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madnomad
Hormone Hesse
madnomad
Random Name Generator
Bleech
The Beatles?
madnomad
Portillo On Crack
madnomad
Dunk Bizkit
Solomon Thirst
LETS MAKE THIS BRILLIANT AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING TOPIC LONGER THAN THE ******* MIRIMA ONE!!!
Starting with...
Solomon Thirst
Piano Dentist
Solomon Thirst
Wobbly Matter
Solomon Thirst
Toad quack
Solomon Thirst
8 inch Woodpecker
Solomon Thirst
Phil Cooper and the Great Topic Starter
Solomon Thirst
Dead Manager
Solomon Thirst
Lifelong Hardon
Solomon Thirst
Submit Reply
Solomon Thirst
Clear Fields
Solomon Thirst
Limp Wristkit
Milo Junior
Potato Demon
Milo Junior
Lolly Gagger
Milo Junior
The Signal
Milo Junior
Ponchos on Gonzos
Solomon Thirst
Special Kid
Solomon Thirst
Ivory Springer
Solomon Thirst
Any Ideas (page 114)
Solomon Thirst
Credit Jew
Solomon Thirst
Panza Fantastic
Solomon Thirst
One Swallow
Milo Junior
Numb Nuts
Milo Junior
Surf Safari
Milo Junior
Shards of Sharks
Milo Junior
Thrombosis Morosis
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Captain Jap's Eye
Solomon Thirst
Uncle Pansy and the Feeble Wizards
Solomon Thirst
Uncle Pansy and the Feeble Wizards
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The Doomlords
willie the disc
S Club Megma
Bleech
MIRIMA - views?.......& reviews..
willie the disc
Gout
Phil Cooper
"Keep going guys, we'll get over 100 replys yet." perhaps a bit long for a band name but what the hell.
Woo Hoo
Milo Junior
Turf Bandits
Milo Junior
Chunky Punk
Milo Junior
Big Joan
Milo Junior
Stalingrad
Milo Junior
Christ on a Crutch
Milo Junior
Creasote Creole
Cooper
The Turkey-Necks!
Cooper
The Pigeon-fisters !
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The Eastville Eagles (covers band)
Solomon Thirst
Here are some names that we, The Signal, used over the years. Some are silly, some are pretentiously serious:
Scalp
Pigeon
Liquid Tim
Veto
Crusty Minge Pie (not really)
Solomon Thirst
SUREFIRE SHOEHIRE
Solomon Thirst
Porcelain Dwarf-mittens
Bleech
The Spaniels ears
Bleech
South
Bleech
Furry cup
Bleech
Why not just call them "Bleech", sounds good to me!
Bleech
Mr Punchy. AKA Alex!!!
madnomad
Mamnodad
madnomad
Leopard Rapers
madnomad
Colgate
(apologies to Signal)
Solomon Thirst
There's already a band called Bleach, Bleech. But I'm told that Wrestle My Gymsock is still available.
madnomad
Moses' Basket
Solomon Thirst
Mentalnotmental.
Apologies to Madnomad
Solomon Thirst
Miniscule Margaret
Sorry Big Joan
Solomon Thirst
Miniscule Margaret
Sorry Big Joan
madnomad
Come On, One More.
Solomon Thirst
Massive Matthew
(Sorry Big Joan)
madnomad
Monkey Flange
Bleech
Boyz-life?
madnomad
Snipcock & Ganglion
Milo Junior
Fellatio Nelson
madnomad
Slapper
madnomad
Marmite Fatwah
Bleech
Piss
Phil Cooper
Not much more to go before this becomes the biggest topic so far I think.
Bleech
Originally by Solomon Thirst:
There's already a band called Bleach, Bleech. But I'm told that Wrestle My Gymsock is still available.
Yeah but is there a band called "Bleech" another group of people who cant spell?
Santas claws?
Solomon Thirst
Stand By Your Monkey
snoo gliffer
I also have a side band (hardcore punk). We practice occasionally and get battered on rough cidre. We're called 'Fruit of the Doom'. I'd just like to say that you can't use that name. We've nearly got a full clothing line finished.
Phil Cooper
won't be using that name then will I?
d'oh, and there was I thinking "how about fruit of the doom"
how about:
-suit of the groom
or
-ute of the croon
Cooper
How about
Sperm-drinking-Gas-men ??
Bleech
10 more to go to beat the ass lickers!!
Milo Junior
Monkey Tennis
Milo Junior
MadnoMonkey
Phil Cooper
notmadmad
snoo gliffer
Traffic Warden B#stard. Hey Milo you seem to be in to your punk a bit too.
Fu Man CHUgazi?
Bleech
Gazzie and the pipe blowers!
Solomon Thirst
Miriam- hey, do you like what I did there. Alex, Davie and all the other Mirima arse lickers!!!
Kikas- another clever anagram there of a local band, Kiska, who indeed DO kick-ass, AND ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AT THE LOUIE!
Gravy Nurse- that one's meant to bear a passing resemblance to Gravenhurst. Another band you Miriam fans should try. Not because they are anything like Miriam (they're not) but just because it might help you to change the pissing record.
The Pendulum Swings- Phil, you definitely can't have that one, that's my side project- nothing like The Signal- more pop, more vocals, more rock n roll cliches.
You are more than welcome to any of my other suggestions, like this one- Suicidal Mandrill, or perhaps Lipsalve Graffiti.
Or maybe Pompous Porpoise,
Cooper
Gas-man and the Ring Fiddlers !
snoo gliffer
Billy And The Bum C#nts.
Phil Cooper
Only 3 more I think. I buggering off home in 5 minutes but I look forward to reading this topic tomorrow, or maybe this evening.
Nice one peeps.
adios
Bleech
Hurray did it lads, nice one
Unfortunately Cooper has written to their post to make it even bigger, who's side are you on Cooper?
Bleech
Is posting twice cheating?
madnomad
Refugeesus
Phil Cooper
'course not. Now I'm really going home, see ya.
uuh, screw you guy I'm going home?
perhaps not
eggster
I wish to submit: The Chineapple Punks
snoo gliffer
Melvin Presley
Derek and the Dominatrix
Bunchac#nts
Patrick Moores 3rd eye
The Dando Death Squad
Kill The Queen
Kill The Queen Mum
Kill Prince Charlie
Kill That other bitch who looks like a horse
ahhhhh kill, kill, kill...
Milo Junior
I declare spoonerisms are illegal
Milo Junior
Islamic Jehu
Solomon Thirst
Soonerpisms
Milo Junior
Columbian Necktie
flee wee
Locals name for Glastonbury goer's
HEDGE MONKEYS
I have registrated it on bandreg willing to sell for
£1000000 O.N.O
Milo Junior
Lacerated Teen **** (
Milo Junior
The Pirahna Banana
Milo Junior
The Clergy Mincer
Milo Junior
Token Gesture.
Milo Junior
Cum Vampire
Solomon Thirst
Last Word
willie the disc
The Sloths
Samson
Originally by Bleech:
Hurray did it lads, nice one
Unfortunately Cooper has written to their post to make it even bigger, who's side are you on Cooper?
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
flee wee
what about;-
1, FAECES ( not faces )
2, Anal gland
3, The Seaman stains
4, A2
5, 6ix
6, soggy tissue
7, Tooth decay
8, Piles
9, post madras
10, Lager boyz
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The Atrocity Exhibition
willie the disc
My Fat Cock
willie the disc
Wogan's Wake
willie the disc
Lambs in Leicester
willie the disc
Lambs in Leicester
willie the disc
The Ghosts in The Machine
willie the disc
Mum's Private Language
willie the disc
Charlie and The Chick Peas
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Fast and Bulbous
Cooper
Originally by eggster:
I wish to submit: The Chineapple Punks
Probably one of the best yet !!!
Solomon Thirst
If you don't like it Samson, ignore it. All we're trying to do is help old Phil with his name picking. Have you any suggestions of your own?
Solomon Thirst
Badger's Funeral
Blue Veined Vandal
Cheated By Science
Rarch
Laundry Target
Rarch
Irish Linen
Rarch
Sonia's Contractions
Bored Rubber
Porn Lennon
Shed Eight (or Six)
Bleech
My Mum Invented fruit
Bleech
The Poisness Monkies
Bleech
The Uphill Garden Party
Bleech
Smash my pie
Bleech
Bum Gravy
Bleech
Cabbage garden
Oops that's been done before! Oh no that's Savage garden
Bleech
The warriers of Gengis Kahn
Bleech
Mouse Filth
Solomon Thirst
The Celebrators Of Random
Solomon Thirst
Two Headed Sex Beast
Sex With Squids
Multiple Wrist Breakage
Courting Cows
Gash Menu
Now Wash Your Hands
Infopop
Disabled Toilet
madnomad
Dwarf Shortage
madnomad
Gandhi's Flip-Flop
madnomad
Ebola Foetus Crisis
madnomad
Darth Spunk
madnomad
The Grateful Bed
madnomad
Cheddarmunch
madnomad
Administered Epidural
madnomad
Nipple Clamp Euphoria
madnomad
Twinky Divot
madnomad
The Unforgiving Headmistresses
madnomad
Beast Love
madnomad
The Gnat's Chuff
madnomad
Spermcount
madnomad
The Impotent Popes
madnomad
Sympathetic Nonce
madnomad
Tampon Cramp
madnomad
Radiant Diana
madnomad
Bishop Wind
madnomad
Kitten Coma
madnomad
Kitten Korma
madnomad
The Proud s
madnomad
Arrogant Vulva
madnomad
God's Evil Plan
Rarch
Ladyboyzone
Solomon Thirst
Universal Horse
Phil Cooper
Bleech...did your mum really invent fruit or was that the name of a band?
Solomon Thirst
To annoy the Mirima brown nosers I am gonna be truly infantile now just to get these boys over the two hundred mark. I'd also like to say to the believers, be proud of yourselves and what you've achieved here. We done it lads. Right, now, where was I...
Solomon Thirst
Small Cock
Solomon Thirst
Big Cock
Solomon Thirst
Big Cock
Solomon Thirst
Whooah just hit 6 pages!
Wide Cock
indica
Spastic Mentalists
Solomon Thirst
Shrivelled, Useless Cock
indica
Digimong
Solomon Thirst
Mel Everett's Spunky Back Pack
Bleech
Originally by Phil Cooper:
Bleech...did your mum really invent fruit or was that the name of a band?
She really did Phil, or at least that's what she's always led me to beleive! She also told me that when Icecream vans play their tunes, it means the icecream has ran out
Solomon Thirst
That's such a sad story. I'm choked...
Phil Cooper
They always play the music just outside my house, it makes me cry every time
Cooper
The Kamikaze Pig-****ers!
Cooper
Internal Ostrich
Cooper
Disco Shafters
Cooper
Lizard Milk
Cooper
Kerry's Bangers !!
Cooper
THE ****ING *******S!!!!!!
Cooper
Tagnut
vikki
Frank & Nestas nipple clamps
Cooper
Lady Sperm
Cooper
Sweet Meat
snoo gliffer
Mud Snake
snoo gliffer
The Brown Tails.
snoo gliffer
Chocolate Pendulum
Solomon Thirst
Hey that's a bit similar to my other band! Hands off my swinging pendulum1
snoo gliffer
Sorry, er... Marmite metronome.
Bleech
Gnome Warriers
Bleech
The One Eyed Custard Chuckers
Bleech
Smegma
Bleech
Birth Canal
Bleech
The Photo-Darleks
Solomon Thirst
London's Many Whore Dogs
Solomon Thirst
More Feeble Grandad
Solomon Thirst
Cripple Effect
Bleech
Flid Car Blue
vikki
Charlies Bagels.
Hey. To go with the new band name is the group going to take on stage names as well?
The 'porn name' gag is always good for a showbiz alias; (name of first pet and mothers maiden name.)
Kwalitteee Kuuntroll
99 Dead Babboons
The Speed Of Cattle
Attic Attack
Two Tonne Turd
Anal Pastry
Hogbitch
The Voice Is Telling Me To Kill Them
Lifeless and Happy
Special Vagina
Kreddit Kuuntroll
Shiny Happy Corpses
Godspeed! You Black Emperor
The Bloody Nappies
Mr Cowtwat and his Pointless Gift
Lazy Dead Person
The Wheelchairs
Captain Period
Bushgore
Christ The Wizard
Hectagony
Pissed Surgeon
Excellent Failure
Cat Kit
Rape A Llama
Spandex Ballet
Rapid Erection Maker
Goodnightxxx
the original KK.
Lisa
Excllent Failure - I like that!
But I think the pick of the bunch has to be Mel Everett's Spunky Back Pack, hahahaha, classic.
Luv me xx
Solomon Thirst
Welcome back K K. That was kwalitee.
Cooper
Burst Dunky
indica
pert nips
indica
cancer man
Milo Junior
Originally by Samson:
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
And there we have it... Do we need to shout this? I think so.... GET.... A..... FUKING SENSE....... OF........ HUMOUR
Solomon Thirst
Yeehaah, go get em Junior- you know, you remind me of your father, that undying spirit in the face of adversity. The force is strong with you...
madnomad
Ponce Motto
madnomad
Brain A
madnomad
Rimmer
Bleech
Femidom
Bleech
The b*stard children of a thousand maniacs
Bleech
Wendy Nosefellows Mystical Orbs
Bleech
Marners soggy tissues!
flee wee
YEAH
Bleech
The Cunning Stunts!
Bleech
Fleebags battered mail bike
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Cooper
Pocket Pilchard
Cooper
Essence of Man
Cooper
Silky Pigskin
Cooper
Squeaking Membrane
Cooper
Trouser Sick
Cooper
Originally by Milo Junior:Originally by Samson:
Do there have to be sides Bleech? You S. Thirst and Cooper all getting ridiculously involved in all this c**p? Seems a waste of time to me petty bitching over another bands posts
And there we have it... Do we need to shout this? I think so.... GET.... A..... FUKING SENSE....... OF........ HUMOUR
Right with you Milo......OY SAMSON !! **** off you miserable little prick !
Squid Fist
madnomad
Wazbasm
Solomon Thirst
Cockwish
Bleech
I dream of jizum
Bleech
What's the difference between a duck!
Bleech
3 of her breasts are both the same
Bleech
Booby juice
Bleech
Oi Copper, give me back my mouse!
Bleech
Brown Star
Bleech
Anal leakage
Bleech
Horse Slasher
Solomon Thirst
Phil's the Topic Starter, twisted Topic Starter
Solomon Thirst
Left At The Bride
Bleech
Asleep on the damp patch
Bleech
Egg fried Mice
Milo Junior
Wrinkled Flaccid Labia
Milo Junior
Electric Cornflakes
Milo Junior
Drunk and Pissed Up on Booze
Milo Junior
Kalatalie Sisters
Bleech
Mystic Smegg
Milo Junior
Because they were Squirrels! Real Squirrels! And there were thousands!
Milo Junior
Benito Cereno
Milo Junior
The Gush
Bleech
Norfolk'n Chance
Milo Junior
Marmoset Blitzkrieg
Milo Junior
Because you are English Types-ah
Milo Junior
Hamster Hiroshima
Bleech
The rage of the worm
Solomon Thirst
This isn't some kind of metaphor! Godammit this REAL!!!
We Execute Wasps
But We Don't Execute Dogs
More Band names...
Sperm Ribbon
Welsh Mouse
Mena Suvari's Small Chest
Mena Suvari's Great Anyway
Maggot Candle
Sellotape Hell
Pancake Paul and his Turbulent Foreskin
Bleech
Fact: It is legal to kill and eat a dog if it bites you.
Solomon Thirst
FACT 2: My boss was a paperboy when he was younger, and was attacked by an Alsatian. He kicked it in the nads and beat and kicked the ****er til it died.
True story.
Milo Junior
Don stepped outside
Solomon Thirst
It felt good to be alone
Solomon Thirst
By the way you all missed a wonderful Kiska gig t'other day. Hold out your wrists...
(slap!) Milo cries...
(slap!) Bleech yelps...
(slap!) Cooper sniffles....
(slap!) Marner wails....
And as for you Miss Nosefellow.....
(cue hard shagging noises followed by hard punches)
Bleech
Dog fact No 3:
True Story
About 3 months ago a mate of mine was sat in his front room when he heard loads of shouting and yelping coming from next door. This went on for about 2 hours, so he rang the police. The police came round and arrested 2 people from the house. Apparently the Dad was sh*gging the dog and his son was holding the dogs head.
It all went to trial last week and the boy got 5 years in prison just for holding the dogs head!
Solomon Thirst
Great story! But why was your shagging censored and mine wasn't? Is it ICT regulaiton to allow shagging of a man disguised as a lady, but not bestiality?
Just wondering...
Solomon Thirst
Let's test it: I sh*g dogs.
Blimey! Look at that!!!
Solomon Thirst
I shag ladies disguised as men.
Uh??!?! Disco, what you doing? You condoning this behaviour?
Bleech
That was me just being careful, a manual '*' put in so as not to offend Mr Disco! That way no-one will get upset if I say sh*gging as opposed to shagging!
I cant beleive the boy got 5 years just for holding the head!
Milo Junior
Sorry Sol had flu last couple of days... missed Pull the Strings last night too... I have a question to ask you... email me... oooh the suspense...
Solomon Thirst
I shag dogs disguised as men.
Ha ! Gotcha!!!
Solomon Thirst
Was the head attached to the body though?
Milo Junior
Lies as wide as a bad Canadian tie.
Bleech
Yeah he was just holding the dogs head and got 5 years in jail, where as his dad was doing the buisness!
Ps. I've shagged ladies disguised as dogs!
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Solomon Thirst
Milo what's your email address? This could be the start of a wonderful romance...
Milo Junior
Click the email icon/ check my profile you buffoon...
Milo Junior
Saskatchewan Giblet
Milo Junior
Gladiatorial Hamster Cage
Milo Junior
My Monkey and other animals.
Milo Junior
Ferrets of Fury
Milo Junior
Godspeed you Black Emperor Penguins
Milo Junior
The Internal Combustion Penguin
Milo Junior
Cheeses Christ! Jesus Cress!
Bleech
Cheeses of Nazarath
Solomon Thirst
Milo On A Lilo Listening To Godhead Silo
Phil Cooper
Didn't John Lennon say The Beatles were better than Cheeses? I believe there was a mass burning of all Beatles records/memorabilia in Cheddar and Twice as much in Gloucester.
To sensor the word shag use the @ button.
e.g. I sh@g dogs disguised as a gerbil.
Bleech
Hey Phil, did you read my story about the next door neighbour and the dog? I cant beleive the boy got 5 years just for holding the dogs head!
Milo Junior
CVNT
Solomon Thirst
Come on Bleech, let it go! The boy was a head holder, that's sick. I bet you're writing out your protest banner as I write this- FREE THE HEAD HOLDING KID! DADDY DID, SONNY DIDN'T!!!
Bleech
It's called "When a good joke goes bad"! You're supposed to say "Blimey what did the Dad get then"??
COME ON HELP ME OUT, I'M DYING ON STAGE HERE!!!
Bleech
Originally by Milo Junior:
CVNT
Bit harsh, Prick!
Phil Cooper
blimey, what did the dad get then.
Que least eagerly awaited punchline ever.
Bleech
The pick of the litter (Thanks Phil)
Bleech hangs his head in shame as he dies in public after his joke stretched out for too long.
I need a more intelligent audience.
Milo Junior
Originally by Bleech:
Bit harsh, Prick!
That wasn't aimed at you there Bleech... just testing the censor.
Cooper
CRUNT !!Fanny with an R !
Bleech
Ooops! Thats ok them Milo! Try Ctrl Alt and U, "ú" that may work, but Disco removed my post yesterday, mind you I was calling him a c*nt at the time
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 16-11-2000).]
Phil Cooper
Kúndt perhaps?
Milo Junior
I think I'll stick with CVNT it has a nice Roman look.
Phil Cooper
faireenuff. just thought with the German Kuntz and all it might work. I like your style though.
PRIX - Nah maybe not.
Any other idea for Roman numerals expletives?
Bleech
Cúnt!!! THERE! (I'll give this one 2 minutes!)
Milo Junior
Nice
Milo Junior
Fvcking Cvnt
Cooper
Funking Barrstud!
Cooper
Chalie and the Cvnt lickers
snoo gliffer
Before sliced bread.
Are we still doing band names? I thought the dog one was a bit long.
Cooper
The Screaming Focking Coonts!
Cooper
Chicken Phlegm
Cooper
Piss Flaps
snoo gliffer
Donkey Shlong.
Bleech
The piss drinking bats
Solomon Thirst
Blind Guide Dog
Solomon Thirst
Call me sad but I'm looking forward to seeing what happens to the list of page numbers when we exceed about fifteen- will the number one disappear?
Again, feel free to call me a sad fvcker.
Phil Cooper
you're a sad Fúkkeiur.
Milo Junior
Back to the top
flee wee
Fanny
Milo Junior
Key Witness
Milo Junior
We seem to be losing momentum here.... c'mon people...
Solomon Thirst
Eater Outer
Passive Lion
Sooty the Slut
Mandrill Motors
Let me hose You Down
Conical Task
Catherine Will
Arsebacon Fiddlescollops
snoo gliffer
Chariots of dire
Southwestlife
The Arse Monkeys
Cadja Goo Goo
Milo Junior
Systematic Chitlings
Milo Junior
Captain Cardigan and the Rogue Brogues
Milo Junior
Trouble over Bridgewater
Solomon Thirst
In Bedminster With Madonna
madnomad
Russell Dust
madnomad
Missionary Juxtaposition
madnomad
Arse Candle
madnomad
The Lame Ponies
madnomad
Trembling Pygmy Jesuits
madnomad
Security Blanket
madnomad
Edmonds On The Rampage
madnomad
Gun Of Sod
madnomad
Farmyard Fantasy
madnomad
Bitch Midget
madnomad
DJ Herbal Gandalf feat. MC Pudenda
madnomad
Gossamer Siddhartha
madnomad
Doncaster Market
madnomad
Britney Felch
madnomad
fIREHORSE
Solomon Thirst
Madnomad you are an inspired man with excellent references- have you read Siddhartha or is this a random chance happening?
Solomon Thirst
George Orville's Placenta Maze
Bleech
Bungle
Bleech
The Flannel Sluts
[This message has been edited by Bleech (edited 17-11-2000).]
Bleech
Weevle Love
Solomon Thirst
Pregnant Lucozade
Specific Pacific
Fight My Liar
Whack My Bonobo
Bleech
Would you like flies with that?
Bleech
Smell the glove
Bleech
The Return of Eddie Munster
snoo gliffer
ten ton tadpole
snoo gliffer
lead medicine
thingummy
oedipus complex
Mermaids Purse (That suckers in the dictionary 'The horny egg case of a shark')
Ramrod rocketeer
Spastic monk
late night filth
Burgervan
Toxic tulip
Bleech
Jason's Donner Van
Bleech
Ethals Little Willy
Milo Junior
To Fastnet in Fishnets.
Milo Junior
Quoyle
Milo Junior
Drake. We are leaving.
Milo Junior
Goucho Methods
Milo Junior
Voodoo Chutney
Milo Junior
Laughing Leonard Brezhnev and the SMERSH good time girls.
Milo Junior
Dial M for Marmite.
Milo Junior
Nefarious Plumbing
Bleech
The crazy crazy pink dwarf machine
Cooper
Cock DJ
Cooper
Growl at the Badger
Cooper
Sausage Warriors
Cooper
The Kojak Stranglers
Cooper
Intestinal Strife
Cooper
Muff Buffers
Bleech
horses collar :- Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions, as in “She’s got a fanny like a horse’s collar” (as opposed to a mouse’s ear)
Bleech
knob chopper :- Precariously balanced lavatory seat which falls down while you’re having a piss and therefore must be held up manually
Bleech
Love bumps
Bleech
chocolate chimney sweep
Bleech
cock snot
Bleech
pant moustache
Bleech
Pavement Pizza
Bleech
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet
Bleech
Purple Headed Womb Broom
Davie
punkarama
Bleech
Manfat
Bleech
Minge Mat (Velcro triangle!)
Bleech
Morning Wood
Bleech
Cock Jockey
Milo Junior
I OFFICIALLY BAN ALL QUOTES FROM THE PROFANISAURUS
Bleech
Boooooooo!!!!!!!!
Milo Junior
As the arbiter of taste I hereby declare that the current leader is Madnomad's inspired Marmite Fatwa
Bleech
NOWAY, Solomans "Universal Horse".
madnomad
Wall Planner does it for me. Top Sol.
Solomon Thirst
Why thankyou, I try my best.
Roast Pock
Solomon Thirst
Braille Dyslexia
willie the disc
Let's have some more...
Choke The Server
Menstrual Wind
Petit Mal
Chilled Monkey Brains
Milo Junior
Aim Keys
willie the disc
The Vanessa Feltz Diarrhoea Blowback
Solomon Thirst
Typhoon Fairysex
snoo gliffer
Mumbo Jumbos' Jumbo Mumbo
Tonka Stonka
Busby's musical telephone
Wet wet wet wet
Letterbox lover.
wendy nosefellow
Face dust.
wendy nosefellow
Matrimonal spam funnel.
wendy nosefellow
Brucie's bogus.
indica
teletext page 666
saving ryans privates
wendy nosefellow
Risky Gibbon
Shoemash
Too Many Cocks Spoil The Breath
Spacky Matthew
Rentgay
Turban Surgeon
Toilet Boy
Front Inch
Killy Bristol
Ponno
Mole Rate
Help Me I'm Winning
1+2=FLU
Lost Thyroid
Elbow Purse
Tossov Medikki and Mekkame Cumcum
Tough Puffin
Twenty Pain
Fez
Leslie Boost
The Mighty Mighty Tossbones
That one was rubbish. Sorry.
The Disabled Smilies
Tepid Widow
This list was compiled by Solomon Thirst and Wendy Nosefellow.
One more...
Stuffy Muffin
snoo gliffer
Catch22. No forget it, it's sh1te.
Bleech
And it's the name of a Chip Shop in Dagenham!!
Phil Cooper
A Chip Shop, oh no I must change the name immediately, I don't care about multi selling books or other bands but a chip shop, My life is ruined.
Bleech
Umm, sorry bout this Phil, but apparently it's also the name of a gay club in London! Official answer from a gay man who lives in London! (Not me by the way)
Cooper
Come on Bleech, this is your perfect time to Come Out mate!!
Be free !! Let your hair down and march on the streets of Brighton mate! Be proud of what you are!!
Sorry....
Solomon Thirst
Yeah- didn't you say you frequented the Queens Shilling?
Bleech
No mate, too many gays!
Bleech
No mate, too many gays!
Cooper
Originally by Bleech:
Umm, sorry bout this Phil, but apparently it's also the name of a gay club in London! Official answer from a gay man who lives in London! (Not me by the way)
Its OK Bleech, I know you're living in Bristol, no need to explain. Its just weekends you "go down" isn't it ??
Milo Junior
By Proxy
Space Cadet
Swamp Donkeys
Scuzz Monkeys
Yougart Slinger.
Space Cadet
Swamp Donkeys
Scuzz Monkeys
Yougart Slinger
Solomon Thirst
Mental Septum
Space Cadet
Tosser
tragic grandad
Toilet Summer
Milo Junior
Gusset Church
Milo Junior
Sectoid Corpse
Milo Junior
Eschatological Gibbon
snoo gliffer
Rag weak.
Milo Junior
Silicon Chips
snoo gliffer
Rocket to the Red planet.
Milo Junior
And you will know us by the trail of bread...........
Milo Junior
Chutney Messiah
snoo gliffer
Thats quite uncanny. I was just about to write "And they will know us by the trail of bloody jam rags".
Am I Milo too?
Milo Junior
Barbados on Toast
snoo gliffer
Lacerated Scrotum. (Did we do that?)
Milo Junior
Unfortunately not Sloo.... wit wins over purility any day.
Cluster Mom
Milo Junior
SMERSH
willie the disc
Originally by Milo Junior:
SMERSH
Yay! SMERSH I like.
willie the disc
Hard Hat Area
willie the disc
Circle of Pam
Milo Junior
Crater Maker
Milo Junior
Marshmallow Shrapnel
Milo Junior
Caution Horses
Milo Junior
Hidden Dips
Milo Junior
Wide Load
Milo Junior
Cellular Nun
Milo Junior
Truss Fund
willie the disc
The Whores of Perception
Milo Junior
Turkey, Shoot.
Milo Junior
Fish in a barrel
snoo gliffer
Back To The Top
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Tantrum sex
Pornographic Donkey
Juffy Tunksten
Like me I'm Lanky
Sunken Ice
Totty Forker
Mattress Pack
Placid Fatty
Empty Your Guts On My Face
Ethnic Miner
Whore News
Milo Junior
Old Jan... stop being lazy like your ancestor and put the posts up separately
madnomad
Pocket Shepherd
snoo gliffer
Orificer Brown & the C\/ntstubbles
Milo Junior
Mind Rubbers
Milo Junior
Charlotte Sweb
Milo Junior
Ghost Cats of Milan
Milo Junior
Portillo's face felt like guts
Milo Junior
Turgid Maria
Milo Junior
Thunder Bin
Milo Junior
Chuff Nuts (Fvck me I'm bored)
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Spanner Attack
Lazy Poster
Stuffy Graph
Shrimpbait
Passive Spastic
Renta****
Killer Retriever
Milosovic Crawls
Venting Kidney
Brainmash
Portuguese Bloodbath
Hanging Horse
Tossy Mushrooms
Tristans Best friend
Pack of Gits
Closet Cabinet Maker
Sentinel Brownfarts
Mr Nuffing
Spaniels Day Out
Foster Chilled
Leave It Barry
Pogo Nits
Useless Warchild
Kicking Hamsters
Delete My Afterbirth
Nothing Much going On Here
Frying Pan Hat
Eat Shit Daddy
Graham's Golden
Witches Orgy
Dead Man's Stiffy
You Like My Dildo
Manners of a Goose
Portrait Of A Fart
Nuzzle the Cock Bitch
Drown in My White Love Release
Massive Giraffes
Plenty Pain and the Saggy Puffins
Ear-marked for a Road Accident
Chosen Million
Hossy Mangradeph= Pancreas Deficiency
Arse Stew
Seminal Cock Flank
flee wee
So.....Your a little short of ideas then janeffi!
flee wee
Septic cut
Milo Junior
Flange Muffin
snoo gliffer
I'd just like to let you all know that I have registered ALL of these names under myself and have set up a website selling them off at very resonable expensive prices. www.fishyfannykipperkunt.com
Milo Junior
Ah, what sledge hammer subtlety. Who said wit was dead.
willie the disc
It was me actually Milo. Wit is dead. As is wisdom, decency, taste and romance.
Bring back the birch!!!
Milo Junior
Caustic Bee-Sting
Milo Junior
Brain in a Jar
Milo Junior
Intruder
Milo Junior
Three Pronged Attacker
Milo Junior
Literary Porn Star
Milo Junior
Das Boot
Milo Junior
Give me indecision! Or give me something else!
Milo Junior
Dr. Strange Glove
Milo Junior
Ticker Tape
Milo Junior
Fil-o-fúcks
Milo Junior
luv & hát
Milo Junior
Norse Drawn
Milo Junior
Begging Tory
Milo Junior
The Minstrel Cycle
Milo Junior
Voraciously Yours
Milo Junior
Sweep Stake
Milo Junior
Nosferatu, Man.
Breadcrumb Trail.
Good Morning Captain.
Washer.
Don Amon.
For Dinner.
If any gets the connection other than Ol' Jan & Willie there's a wiz bang prize!!!
Milo Junior
Took it to half a K!!!!!
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Am I allowed to tell yet?
snoo gliffer
Fret W@nker.
Milo Junior
C'mon People I need help here to get to the big 1000.
madnomad
Mud The Far Cuss
madnomad
We Need A Bigger Boat
Milo Junior
Good Man!
Spleen Quiz
Milo Junior
Remedy Malahide
willie the disc
Nutkins
willie the disc
The Exposed
willie the disc
Carnival of Monsters
willie the disc
Concealed Entrance
willie the disc
Digger Barnes
Milo Junior
Shackleton's Folly
willie the disc
I've got it! Mr Cooper, why don't you call the band Catch-22!!!
willie the disc
Milo. You going to see Trail of Dead tonight at The Fleece?
Milo Junior
Absolutely Willster
Milo Junior
Quarter Back
willie the disc
Barse Consultant
Milo Junior
Stealth Slug
willie the disc
Kings of Gath
willie the disc
Playtime Fontayne
willie the disc
Coelacanth Hunter
willie the disc
Jabberwocky Jockey
willie the disc
Other Minds
willie the disc
Yesterday's Men
Milo Junior
Cinematic Crayons
Milo Junior
Acetyline
Milo Junior
Anvil of Kromm
Milo Junior
Atlantean Sword
Milo Junior
Elephant Island
Milo Junior
Lung Chancer
willie the disc
Bisto Kids
willie the disc
Fat Controller
willie the disc
Gout For Grandpa
Bleech
Feed the goat
willie the disc
Willie D and The Diskettes
(this one is my 60's style R & B band)
willie the disc
Baader Bing
(German Terrorist/Italian Mobster crossover Band)
Milo Junior
Clouterama
Milo Junior
Clive and Kicking
Milo Junior
Turnip Mosque
willie the disc
Dead Molly
willie the disc
Dangler
willie the disc
Aristo Death Engine
Milo Junior
Multiple Stab Wounds
willie the disc
Parasites Lost
willie the disc
Safe as Milk
Milo Junior
Built Like a Fish
Bleech
Feed the goat
willie the disc
Rabid Prufrock
Milo Junior
Clumsy Plate Dish
willie the disc
Pirates of Men's Pants
Bleech
Make it stop uncle Milo, it burns!
Milo Junior
Never! Bleech! Never! Aaaaah! Ha! Ha! Cue clap of thunder and me silhouetted hunching over labratory equipment....
Milo Junior
Chessington World of Adventure
willie the disc
Restroom Scubasnakes
Milo Junior
Centrifugal Hate Convertor
Bleech
The Horses of Doom
Milo Junior
Cutlass Bandelier
willie the disc
Hot Buttered Handshake
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Pencil Hate
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Lost Map
snoo gliffer
the townie muppets
snoo gliffer
Faetal Attraction.
willie the disc
Jack The Slap
Bleech
Stoned cat
willie the disc
The Tinned Teardrops
willie the disc
The Mascara Snakes
willie the disc
Feast of Stephen
willie the disc
Analogue Swami
willie the disc
Implant/Eggplant
willie the disc
Nice Sweater
willie the disc
Smegma Variations
Bleech
Penile warts
Bleech
My Mum just caught me wánking
Bleech
Important Dog
Bleech
Autorised slap
willie the disc
Bread Pudding Baby
madnomad
Bendy Dennis
madnomad
Unfaithful Bishop
madnomad
Willy's Lost Dog Parable
madnomad
Hermaphrodite Hesse
madnomad
Kong's Payback
madnomad
Militant Septum
madnomad
Victimised Tarrant
madnomad
Champion Hoof
willie the disc
Originally by madnomad:
Militant Septum
Yes!!!
madnomad
AngryChrist
madnomad
Wizard's Jism
madnomad
Rendered Useless
madnomad
Trout Farm Republica
madnomad
Bewilderb@stard
madnomad
Glen Matlock's Spunk Sandwich
madnomad
CU@Moles
Old Janeffi & Forcheeks
Welcome back young Eminem. We prefer you to the American version (although he is rather good by modern rap's rather lazy standards, new Wu-Tang singel and latest De La album aside).
Thanx for all the fags last week (hey don't quote that and twist you Bleeches and Coopers out there!).
Madnomad rules. Get used to it or over it, which ever is less painful for your tiny balls.
We is pissed. On Cider. iopwoekkuhb xxxmksjiiueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffffffggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhjjjjjkkkllzzzzzzxxxxxccccvvvvbbn nnnnmmmmmmm,,,,.........qqqqwwwwweeeeerrrrrrtttttyyyyyuuuuuuiiioppppassssssssssssssssssssdfggggggghhhhhhhjjjjjklllllllzxxxxxxxxxcccccvvvbbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmFUCCK MEL EVERETTTTTTT FUCCK MEL EVERETTT SOLOMON LIVES IN OUR TWIIIIISSSSSTED SSSSSSSOOOOOOOOULLLLLL **** MEEEEEEELLLLL FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need to piss now...................
snoo gliffer
mmmmmmm, cider.
Bleech
Originally by Old Janeffi & Forcheeks:
Thanx for all the fags last week (hey don't quote that and twist you Bleeches and Coopers out there!).
AHH HEMM!
My gay circus freak hell
Bleech
Analogue Lamb
Bleech
I though she was a woman
madnomad
Dot Compost
Christ, Shovels. I can't believe you kept it all this time!
There are some killers in there.
esp.
Mr Cowtwat and his Pointless Gift
Marmite Fatwa
Universal Horse
DJ Herbal Gandalf feat. MC Pudenda
Anal Pastry
The Vanessa Feltz Diarrhoea Blowback
I just read the whole thing again. It's been a long time and it made me laugh nearly as much as first time round.
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by dimey » 04 Aug 2005, 14:09
The Vanessa Feltz Diarrhoea Blowback
cheers - possibly the worst image to have in your head whilst eating your lunch!
cheers - possibly the worst image to have in your head whilst eating your lunch!
rats and robots...
www.myspace.com/myownflag
www.myspace.com/myownflag
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by Rofl Harris » 04 Aug 2005, 16:02
YOU KNOW IT NOW
[size=24px]HITLER FISTS[/size]
[size=24px]HITLER FISTS[/size]
go and fucking well kiss a wasp.
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by MPEGATRON » 04 Aug 2005, 18:57
The The The The The
The Margaret Thatchers
Shitfaced Spectacle Fish
My Dad Bummed Our Drummer for a Pint
Knees
Christ! The 80's Were Shit
Mank The Spunky
Although I do have to agree with Bricky:
HITLER FISTS!
Oh, and Anal Pastry (god knows why I remember this) was stolen from Andy Carins of Therapy? when he used it as his fake band name in an interview or pub darts or something for the NME in around 1993.
The Margaret Thatchers
Shitfaced Spectacle Fish
My Dad Bummed Our Drummer for a Pint
Knees
Christ! The 80's Were Shit
Mank The Spunky
Although I do have to agree with Bricky:
HITLER FISTS!
Oh, and Anal Pastry (god knows why I remember this) was stolen from Andy Carins of Therapy? when he used it as his fake band name in an interview or pub darts or something for the NME in around 1993.
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MPEGATRON - Choke God
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by Methods that Pound » 04 Aug 2005, 19:23
go the Hunting Lodge route and just steal another band's name - this way you can have either "Bastard Kestrel" or "The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler"
She saw the shiny knob-end of the rhubarb thrusting upwards upon the thick red stem, thrusting itself like a knob of flame through the soft soil.
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by The Preacher Man » 06 Aug 2005, 01:22
Hey Steve Shovelface, great to see that copy and paste action there. I forgot how funny people like Willie, Madnomad and me were back in the early noughties.
Good shit. Here's one band name for the road that just entered my lobe...
RAY, PISSED.
Thank you and goodnight.
Good shit. Here's one band name for the road that just entered my lobe...
RAY, PISSED.
Thank you and goodnight.
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